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[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 106 points 6 days ago
[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It is split into five volumes, totaling 620,000 words across more than 2,000 pages.

surprised pikachu face

[-] EfficientEffigy@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago

My brother in Christ, thank you for this. Hilarious!

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 20 points 6 days ago

i did NOT expect this to actually exist

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 17 points 6 days ago

how does a pony fire an AK-47?

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago

I haven't read it, since it's MLP, and also since it's apparently 2000 pages, so I can't tell you. But I do want to know

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

You might be overthinking it.

They have particularly nimble pelvic muscles.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

Honestly, Wikipedia, who the fuck still uses a subdomain for mobile?

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 days ago

Honestly, please do. Don't try to deduce it from UA or worse yet, aspect ratio. The results are predictable this way. Or maybe have 3 subdomains, m.example.org for mobile, d.example.org for desktop, example.org for auto.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Holy equestrian atrocity. I thought only AI...

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 70 points 6 days ago

There were at least 4 books from what I remember. They made physical hardback copies so you could enjoy an MLP fanfic for the low low cost of $120!

https://www.ministryofimage.net/product-page/fallout-equestria

[-] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 26 points 6 days ago

I was shocked at first but then i was like "yeah, sounds right" and then i looked up the word count of this collection of stories and...620,000 words across over 2000 pages.

War and Peace only has 587,000.

amazed. I'm amazed. Thanks for showing me this.

[-] anyhow2503@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

There's a Super Smash Bros Brawl fanfiction with over 4.1 million words. It used to hold some kind of unofficial record for the longest piece of english fiction, but I think there's longer ones out there now.

[-] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

It had been a long battle for survival, but he managed to stop the imbeciles from defeating him for real. Tabuu, though, had been weakened during the battle. As he floated along in the void of the Subspace surrounded by darkness and swirling purple and blue colors, he reflected on the disastrous end of the battle.

Master Hand had shown up right before Tabuu could terminate the big group of Smashers. As a last ditch attempt, the omnipotent hand used his space-bending powers to recall each one of the Smashers to their worlds, back into the past before they participated in the Brawl tourney and the war against the Subspace Army. He then called Crazy Hand, and both of them escaped from Tabuu's clutches, effectually putting a sudden end to the conflict for the time being…

Oh. Oh dear oh deary dear... there are millions of these words.

[-] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 6 days ago

What in the cursed hell is this

[-] remon@ani.social 6 points 5 days ago

If this was in stock right now I'd be down $120.

[-] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

How are the rights holders for MLP and Fallout not suing the shit out of this publisher?

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 55 points 6 days ago

Have you heard of Sonic? What about Pikachu? Now, what happens when we combine them together to make... Sonichu!

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 days ago

Whoa, that’s amazing! I’m gonna show my elderly mother!

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

The medallion is also cursed.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

We all are.

[-] uuldika@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

I actually read the entirety of HPMoR to my elderly mother. I tried to sell her on Friendship is Optimal but I think rationalist pony fanfic is a bit too ambitious a leap.

[-] ton618@lemm.ee 20 points 6 days ago
[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

piknic is way better than sonichu

[-] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 days ago

Now, what happens when we combine them together to make… Sonichu!

...you get serially harassed by online weirdos, likely become the single most documented human in all of history because of said weirdos, come out as trans and eventually get charged for incest with your mother?

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

Woah woah woah, sonichu is a totally Original Character (do not steal), that has nothing to do with either of those!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Whatever happened to that guy? Last I heard they let him out of prison.

She came out as trans and goes by Christine.

[-] SeekPie@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

Don't know the answer, but I think she uses "she/her" pronouns now.

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Do NOT ask me what color his arms are.

You should know.

[-] MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago

I've got the giant bible version of it. Thin paper, gold edges.

[-] Djinn_Indigo@lemm.ee 17 points 6 days ago

One time a colleague and I found that book just chilling under an unused desk at work. We had never heard of it, so we were pretty confused. 😆 Still kinda am, honestly.

[-] delirium@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago
[-] MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I was big into the show. By the time I got the book I had already read it a couple times online and knew it would be a worthwhile purchase, even if silly. Been almost 10 years but it's not a purchase I regret.

[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago

Fallout: Equestria is a rabbit hole in the rabbit hole of the MLP fandom

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago
[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Jesus christ the legs. They really wanna fuck horses huh?

[-] Cassa 2 points 6 days ago

Still better than AI "art" 🤷

[-] pega_sus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Project Horizons, a spin off, has 1,780,334 words.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Still a better story than fallout 4

[-] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Reply All, keeping me up to date on pop culture.

[-] djsoren19 10 points 6 days ago

God I remember reading about the adventures of Security for years after I stopped watching MLP. Fallout: Equestria was a wild place with two mammoth works written in the space.

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

OP's gay and a furry. Lol.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

That's like a quarter of lemmy.

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