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[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 minutes ago

The worm is driving

[-] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 4 points 58 minutes ago

what a jackass

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

I really hate that this motherfucker gets government-funded health care now, because every nasty-ass virus he gets is not only going to be well-treated, but actively buried.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

God I can't wait for this season of South Park

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 hours ago

A recent episode of The House of Pod podcast included a virologist and an ER doctor (the host is a gastroenterologist) and they talked about measles and the potential lifelong effects that a non-fatal case can cause, like blindness or deafness. They also contrast with the efficacy of the vaccine, the virologist got checked before going to SE Asia and despite her last MMR dose being in the 90s she had enough antibodies that her doctor said she didn’t need a booster. She went on to talk about how while measles has mutated it has not changed to bypass immunity.

[-] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago

Okay brainworm, go intentionally get the measles and let us watch you for the next 6 months so we see how safe it is.

[-] protist@mander.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago

Unfortunately, he's almost certainly vaccinated against measles, because his parents were sane people

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 156 points 8 hours ago

What if you take the measles virus, weaken it and infect people with that?

[-] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 69 points 8 hours ago

OMG, that's an awesome idea! Someone should try that!

[-] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 hours ago

That's a stupid idea. God created this virus as a test of our own faith. You can't weaken it. (someone around me might say)

[-] FreeRangeMustard@lemm.ee 2 points 7 hours ago

But how would you infect people?

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

You could inject it into people? I don’t think that’s ever been done before

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Hmm, I dunno, that sounds like something a drugged up hippie might do with their marijuanas.

[-] libra00@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago

No, what would be better is if that guy got a bad case of my backhand across his mouth every time he opens it.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 65 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

“It used to be, when I were a kid, that everybody got measles. And the measles gave you lifetime protection against measles infection,” he said, then taking a swipe at the vaccine. “The vaccine doesn’t do that. The vaccine is effective for some people for life, but for many people it wanes.”

"Some"=97%, "Many"=3%
And you know what the vaccine also doesn't do? Kill you!

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 32 points 8 hours ago

I love how they say shit like "it wanes" as though that's a reason to not get it. Like, just get a fucking booster and you're good.

[-] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

For real, I thought he was going to name something of actual consequence even if it wasn't true like, "it makes your head explode." But, "it wanes"??? Uh ok, it wanes so some people might get measles anyway. Isn't that just problem solved then since you think infection is good? Completely nonsensical.

[-] Metostopholes@midwest.social 73 points 8 hours ago

To illustrate how fucking insane this is:

Measles has a death rate of 1-2 per 1000 cases. With US population at 340,000,000, that means 340,000 - 680,000 dead. And that's out of the 85 million people hospitalized, which would be a society destroying situation.

[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 39 points 8 hours ago

Not only that but measles can cause immune amnesia! Which is when "the immune system forgets how to fight off infections it successfully dealt with before—and [research] showed that this effect lasts for years!"

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Measles has a death rate of 1-2 per 1000 cases

Oh, its much worse. That's the death rate for people who get treated, in a vaccinated population in a modern hospital. In low-income countries (or in, say, places with 85 million hospitalizations) over 20 out of a thousand people die. And in displaced refugee children, it can rocket up to 3 out of every 10 infected children dying.

[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago

Yeah but those statistics are before we discovered horse paste

[-] takeda@lemm.ee 9 points 7 hours ago

And that's just death, measles also creates life long conditions, some that appear years or decades after. For example the way he speaks, his disease is linked to childhood measles ironically.

Also another bad thing about makes is that it can reset your immune system, so now other diseases that you didn't have to be afraid before now can be deadly.

[-] something_random_tho@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Yes, but how many are saved from autism and brain worms?

[-] executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 hours ago

Depends. How much road kill do they eat?

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 38 points 8 hours ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce the United States Secretary of Health!

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 hours ago

Can the US rename the position to Secretary of Death? It sounds much cooler and is more fitting.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

He doesn't deserve "cooler." How about the Secretary of Infection?

[-] Mestone@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I prefer Secretary Brainworm. It's the only way I'll refer to him now.

[-] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 28 points 8 hours ago

Ah, measles. Nature's Ultimate Antivaxxer. Measles deletes your acquired immunities

[-] meowgenau@programming.dev 4 points 7 hours ago

Oh wow, didn't know that. Where's this text from?

[-] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Immune by Philipp Dettmer of Kurzgesat. Highly recommended reading...and watching.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

Cool. I can't wait for my immunocompromised friend to die of a preventable disease that we had eradicated in the US until this year.

[-] Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world 20 points 8 hours ago

It would be better if this guy fucks off.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 12 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

To be fair, he didn’t say it’d be better for the humans

Guys, if you live in Magastan, talk to your doctors, ask them to give you any shot they can of anything that needs a booster over time (or that you miss) and do it ASAP. If a new pandemic from a new virus comes, you'll be fucked, but at least you won't be if what you suffer is an epidemic of a fucking preventable disease.

[-] RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

It is truly the golden age of the idiot

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 4 points 5 hours ago

That's what the media cycles misses. There's been no better time in history to be a rich uninformed idiot. History will look back on this as the golden age of the rich idiot

[-] mimavox@lemm.ee 7 points 7 hours ago
[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago

I wonder if he is volunteering to get measles

[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

You first you weird fucker

[-] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Coming up: It would be better if 'Everybody got Polio'.

Next week Trump will be at the White House promoting the new Telsa Iron Lung.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 hours ago

Measles is a terrible disease that can easily kill you.

What was the reason against vaccines again?

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

A true Republican. Anything that amplifies imbeciles and keeps poor people poor is the priority. Control the conversation of the masses with an endless string of stupidity so that they never think for themselves and take reasonable action. They can't collectivise with no time to think.

[-] NoctisAureli@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Okay you first buddy

[-] teardownthewalls@lemm.ee 4 points 8 hours ago

And the Darwin Award goes to...

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 3 points 7 hours ago
[-] badgerclops@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Weasel: "I. Have. MEASLES!"

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