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Is this a joke? What else could be under that tarp? It even has a little flap for the plug.

I feel my ability to understand satire is being attacked by reality.

And I checked the comments and its a mix of musk riding:

"I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit"

or thinking this is a joke:

"That’s not hiding the fact that there’s a swastikar under it"

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[-] Michal@programming.dev 24 points 3 hours ago

Now it just looks like it's joined KKK

[-] Gluca23@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

That thing is stupid big. Or he is a really small man, which could be the reason he bought that.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

Shit, I forgot about "swastikar", I kept shouting "Nazi Car" at all the Teslas in DTLA today.

[-] coaxil@lemm.ee 28 points 7 hours ago

It's that thing really that long??? Jesus fuck

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 20 points 4 hours ago

Pictures don't do them justice at all. They are hulking monstrosities in real life and it just doesn't really come across in pictures.

[-] coaxil@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

Yeah crazy, this is the first time I have seen one and gone fuck that's stupid large. And at least here in Australia they won't pass our laws so I'm unlikely to ever see one. The thing just gets worse every time I look towards it hahaha

[-] Bwoj@lemmy.world 73 points 8 hours ago

Dude should get this wrap.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 24 minutes ago

Not beating those "low-poly" accusations

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 4 points 2 hours ago

Can't even wrap them, it destroys the bodywork.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 26 points 5 hours ago

That actually looks better. But it's still a swastikar.

[-] CHOPSTEEQ@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 hours ago

It’s crazy how much less offensive it looks. I’m shook.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 7 hours ago

i never realised how big that car actually is

imagine how many kids you can run over with that thing, amazing

[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 27 points 8 hours ago

I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s

  1. Not all change is good, you dimwitted simpleton.

  2. It's lives.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 90 points 10 hours ago

"I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit"

That's got to be a Musk alt

[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 26 points 8 hours ago

Bots are cheaper than PR teams to employ

[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 38 points 11 hours ago

Spending all that money on an automobile, and not bothering to park it in the garage.

[-] noseatbelt@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 hours ago

A friend of mine just bought a Toyota tundra and it's too long to fit in his garage. Honestly I never would have thought that'd be something you need to check first.

[-] Djfok43@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Omg that's so sad.. what will he do now?

[-] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

you just gotta have a friend drive it in rrreeeallllyyy fast.

[-] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Park in front. Use it for storage or a workout area or something.

[-] Djfok43@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

He can rent it.. to someone.. to live in.. LOL (if legal of course)

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 26 points 11 hours ago

Wait, that place I put all my junk too good for outside but not good enough for in the house is for automobiles?

The garage only has space for two of my vehicles when empty anyway. Besides, how else are people going to keep tabs on how my project car is going? They need to know when it finally has wheels.

[-] Brujones@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

I mean, have you seen these things? It's entirely possible the monstrosity doesn't fit in the garage!

[-] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Most trucks won't fit in an older garage build.

[-] jodanlime@midwest.social 8 points 11 hours ago

But then his neighbors won't see how much he owes the bank!

[-] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

I can't even tell what's conspiracy anymore

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago

It might also be Saddam Hussain.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

I wonder if you can apply something adhesive under the tarp and let it just sit overnight. There so many terrible things you can do under a tarp quickly and without anyone even knowing since the cameras are convered up.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago

After sealing up cracks and drafts in my house, all I can say is one can of spray foam can cause unimaginable frustration.

Ziptie the trigger and chuck it under the tarp.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Take the trigger off and whack the valve real hard, like you dropped it off a shelf. Spray foam will get everywhere and it’s impossible to stop.

Ask me how I know.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I know how you know.

[-] missingno@fedia.io 12 points 11 hours ago

OP is definitely shitposting. Honestly it's a pretty funny one!

[-] livingcoder@programming.dev 5 points 10 hours ago

Given that "existing outside" is harmful to it, I'm guessing that the covering is basically required.

[-] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 hours ago

Yes it's clearly satire

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I mean if I were foolish enough to buy such an ugly, hideous, disgusting pile of garbage like the cyber “truck”, I’d be too embarrassed to admit it too. But then again, I guess if I were foolish enough to waste that much money, I’d be too foolish to feel shame.

[-] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Or you just never had the money in the first place. I'm willing to bet it's always been the latter.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

I'm willing to bet it's always been the latter.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

It is always small men.

(Mentality as well as stature before you @ me)

[-] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 10 hours ago

Swastikka Tent optional.

[-] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago

Xanax posting

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