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I can no longer tell what is and is not satire.
(mander.xyz)
The world we live in isn't just dystopic, it isn't just stupid, trying to describe all the ways it sucks just makes for a really boring story.
After sealing up cracks and drafts in my house, all I can say is one can of spray foam can cause unimaginable frustration.
Ziptie the trigger and chuck it under the tarp.
Take the trigger off and whack the valve real hard, like you dropped it off a shelf. Spray foam will get everywhere and it’s impossible to stop.
Ask me how I know.
I know how you know.