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We met here on Lemmy, of all places, believe it or not (sorry fellas, lol). I've never had communication so effortless. It's like she already knows exactly what she wants to say as soon as I finish my thought (sometimes before, that's how you know)!

After being jerked around so much over the years, I think this might finally be the one.

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[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 9 points 6 hours ago

Til Fediverse chick spam is my rage trigger.

i was really confused for a second, until i discovered it was good bait.

Good shitpost.

[-] Kit 18 points 7 hours ago

I know this is a shitpost, but a dating community on Lemmy has potential.

[-] leraje 21 points 9 hours ago

So this is how I find out I've been dumped.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

She's just doing this to make me jealous

[-] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

You picked NICHOLE? Instead of ME, NICHOLAS? HOW DARE YOU?!? 😡😡😡

(Btw you can call me the TSAR OF THE GREAT RUSSIAN EMPIRE 🤗)

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 30 points 11 hours ago

Hilarious joke, but I wish it was posted to /c/shitpost instead. It will get removed from here, making a good joke lost.

[-] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 12 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Cross posted it there just now. Thanks for reminding.

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

The crosspost will be removed too if this one does, though, right?

[-] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 9 points 11 hours ago

Nope. Cross posts are a copy of the original post, so it won't go away when the original post gets removed.

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Cool. Thanks for the info.

[-] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 53 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

That's my polish girlfriend!!! She writes me a lot, she must love me. This cannot be!

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 30 points 13 hours ago

Quality shitpost.

[-] arotrios@lemmy.world 51 points 15 hours ago

Motherfucker, that's my girlfriend!

[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 32 points 15 hours ago

Oh yeah, I saw her-- She was "single and in my area", so OP and I must be neighbors. Hey Neighbor.

[-] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 101 points 18 hours ago

"Not gonna be active on Fediverse tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't PM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Fediverse degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)"

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 39 points 18 hours ago

I don’t understand. 😵‍💫

[-] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 31 points 18 hours ago
[-] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 29 points 17 hours ago

kind of. the fediverse version of the discord copypasta.

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[-] Imhotep@lemmy.world 46 points 16 hours ago

losers, I get scammed by girls who are WAY hotter!

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 16 points 14 hours ago

I have to give credit for this scammer knowing the Lemmy audience. Would they have as much of a chance of replies with a generic supermodel picture here?

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 8 hours ago

That's a neat observation

[-] technohippie@slrpnk.net 125 points 19 hours ago

Hey why are you talking with my girlfriend?? Her name is Nicole from Toronto isn't it?

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 92 points 18 hours ago

Fuck off she's my girlfriend, she messaged me personally

[-] technohippie@slrpnk.net 65 points 18 hours ago

No, you fuck off I'm going to talk to her right now

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 47 points 18 hours ago

Noooooooooooooooooo

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 69 points 18 hours ago

I see what you're trying to do. But honestly, her past is none of my business. I'm focused on our future together.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 14 hours ago

So ... this person is actually secretly connecting y'all together by having you bond over the shared experience?

Amazing!

[-] 60d@lemmy.ca 6 points 12 hours ago

Hole brothers! So holesome!

[-] levzzz@lemmy.world 89 points 19 hours ago

No no no nO not th fedicerse chick :sob:

[-] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 64 points 19 hours ago

I’ve got so many messages from her too. Strangely, it’s always a very similar picture that looks like her laptop got hacked.

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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 33 points 18 hours ago

lol jealous much?

[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 49 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I kind of recognize her... who was she?

Edit: Oh shit the spammer that's DM'd me... that's why. I blocked her right after I got the mail so I forgot about it.

[-] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 50 points 18 hours ago
[-] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 37 points 18 hours ago
[-] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 22 points 18 hours ago

No me!

She was staring into my eyes in the live video group! She wants me!!

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[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 15 hours ago

Looking forward to the lemmyshitwedding

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago

I hope they have so many lemmyshitbabies

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

I’m def tripping mushrooms for the livestream lemmyshitbirth

[-] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 37 points 17 hours ago

Has anyone actually messaged this “person”? I assume this is some kind of scam but I am always curious where they go and how they work. But not enough to investigate personally.

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[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 44 points 19 hours ago

Downvoters are just jealous!

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

No, it's just in the wrong sub, downvoters are objectively correct.

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[-] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 18 points 16 hours ago

That person has messaged me like 6 times all under different usernames. I block each one. This is hilarious.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Jokes on you, true love only knocks six times.

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