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[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

It's funny those 4 sets of numbers are basically my game time in ARMA II - ARMA R.

I think I have ~14,000 hours in the whole franchise since like 2003.

[-] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 24 minutes ago)

Easy! Just fall asleep while trying to squeeze in some gaming before bed. Pretty sure time on the title screen or a ‘kicked due to inactivity’ notification will count towards those hours.

At least half of my Elite Dangerous hours were slept through.

[-] NostraDavid@programming.dev 2 points 5 hours ago

Summary: 3k hours into World of Warcraft, Retail + WotLK private server.

I've been playing vidya since... 1992? Classic Monochrome-green machine to play CalGames on.

Ever since then, my limit for a game tended to be about 100 hours. I got 500 hours into Clicker Heroes, sure, but that game was made to be run in the background, so that doesn't really count.

It was not until I found World of Warcraft where I slowly pumped hour after hour into its massive world. I found it somewhere in 2021 - near the end of BFA. The Shadowlands beta was out, is when I started. OK sure, I played a few hours at a classmate's house back in 2005, but I don't feel that counts. Anyway, I found that there was a F2P version where I could freely try out most classes, quite a few races, and a ton of quests.

I've walked everywhere (I even tracked where I've been in a massive image of the worldmap for about 500 hours-ish?), I walked because the mounts weren't available for F2P yet, did all the quests I could, tried every race (which includes the starter zones), every class available (had an excel where I planned it all out).

I ended up with 1000 hours. 500 for my main (Human Paladin - been wanting to play that since Warcraft 2), and another 500 spread out over my 40 or so alts. Ever since I've been coming back, because with each expansion release, a little bit more content becomes available, so I racked up another 500 hours there.

In the meantime, WotLK Classic was going to release, but my income was still shit, so I found Warmane, a non-Blizzard server. You could level 7x as fast, which I did a few times, simply to learn the difference between "Classic" and "Retail".

Then it hit me. I want the Loremaster title. That meant doing a little over 3000 quests (about 99.99% of all quests in the game). But 7x made me level too fast. Luckily for me, there was a 0.5x XP option. So that's how I grinded. I did every starter zone, every regular zone, every dungeon (I was typically the "overgeared" guy of the group, since the rest was rushing through). I had fun!

That grind took me 1000 hours total. Plus another 500 for all the alts before that.

I'm pretty sure I played over 3000 hours total.

Oh, and I ended up getting my Loremaster title, as well as the World Explorer Tabbard (because I've been everywhere).

My favourite places to run around was 100% the old world. Black Rock Depths just has an atmosphere that's completely missing from TBC onwards :(

I've been thinking of playing TurtleWoW, but not sure if I can survive the Vanilla client - the WotLK one was already pretty rough 😂

[-] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 12 points 11 hours ago

I've got a couple games with stats like that; and I do play them a lot... but I think a big slice of the time is that I often leave the game open basically all day while dipping in and out to do other things.

The play time is ticking up, but I'm having lunch, or doing laundry, or clearing the house or whatever; and I come back to the game when I'm done.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 hours ago
[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

My top two are Kerbal Space Program, at 2007 hours, and Satisfactory at 1,787 hours. And yeah, Satisfactory has its time exaggerated, as often you just got to let the factory run.

My play time on Kerbal Space Program 2?

17 minutes.

[-] Hugin@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Yeah the amount of hours I've clocked because of 1 hour of play, pause to do task, get busy and then go to bed, next day after dinner sit down to game and unpause. Bang 20 hours for 1 hour of play.

[-] SlapnutsGT@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Got almost 5k hours between the two Ark games. About 4k of those are me playing by myself lmao

Dunno what it is but I fucking love that game

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 22 hours ago

uh, factorio just hits the neurons right, idk what to tell you.

Minecraft just hits my autism where it hurts. I'm a simple man, you entertain my neurons, and i will be happy.

[-] Spider89@lemm.ee 4 points 11 hours ago

May I suggest Valkyria Chronicles?

[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

+1, highly recommended. The game usually goes on sale, worth a try at least.

[-] vale@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

one of my steam friends has a program that farms steam hours, just for the shock factor

[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 day ago

this is considered strange behavior in my house

[-] Zanudous@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Sooo Furry Hitler 2 is not as good as Furry Hitler 1?

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago

The sex scenes have fewer fetishes

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The fact that he does this is the shock factor.

[-] JulieLemming@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

On the other hand I purge friends from my list regularly because I feel too shy

Like aw no they are gonna perceive me

[-] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

Rust can take while to load. I swear a few hundred of those hours were AFK.

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago

Steam just tracks how long the program is running. My old rig played Dark Souls 3 24/7 sometimes because the .exe file would glitch and stay open until I manually terminated it. I averaged 168 hours a week coming back from a 2 week vacation once.

[-] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 4 points 23 hours ago

You let your PC run through 2 weeks of vacation?

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 22 hours ago

It normally would go on sleep mode and be off anyway so I hadn't noticed it was on when I left. That was how I learned that the .exe would just stay running and not allow things to shut off normally when idle.

Yeah, my friend has this same issue. She has been playing The Sims 4 for like seven months now.

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[-] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 day ago

Leaving a game running in the backvround while doing other things still adds up

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago

i have 1200h in skyrim, 1000 of which i clocked in because as pre-teen who was yet to learn that being trans is a thing i unknowingly used it to escape dysphoria. can't feel bad if i'm spending most of my days as male cat, the chosen one at that!

[-] Caitlyynn 1 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, precisely this

[-] crapwittyname@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago

I too use Skyrim for dysphoria therapy! Although my dysphoria is less intense and just linked to... gestures broadly

[-] Khrux@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't be surprised if basically every person with over 1k hours in a game isn't seeking some sort of escapism, not counting the anomalies like people leaving servers running etc.

I suppose every minute in a game is escapism of some sort, but escapism from dysphoria or something else significant, I think would be common.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

I don’t think you need 1k hours to indicate games are being used as an escape. It could be a social thing where a group plays regularly and has invested time in the group and world such as Starcraft or WoW. I don’t disagree at all that games can be an escape for people with life issues, I just don’t know if hours invested is a great indicator. I’ve got over 3k in one game, but that’s mostly because it’s got quick rounds, I can start and stop between other things with no penalty, it’s been out for 4 years, and I still find it fun. The time adds up.

[-] macisr@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

The only game I have that many hours in is because I left it open the whole day while I was working to take 5 minute breaks to play it.

[-] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 day ago

I have over 1,900 hrs on Deep Rock Galactic.

The key is persistence.

Rock and Stone! oT

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago

尺ㄖ匚Ҝ 卂几ᗪ 丂ㄒㄖ几乇

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 day ago

3500 here. Actually, the key is procrastination.

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[-] nick@midwest.social 10 points 1 day ago

I have like 3700 hours in factorio, but I also leave it running when I’m not around… like an idle game

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago

this is why we use dedicated servers my friend. You're supposed to load it into a dedicated server when you're getting to the megabase scale.

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[-] salvaria 15 points 1 day ago

My friend just shared this with me: screenshot from Steam showing a playtime of 8000 hours for Final Fantasy XIV

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago
[-] gamer@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago

FFXIV released in 2013. That's ~12 years ago, which is about 105,120 hours of human existence.

105,120/28,625 = 3.6723144104

Meaning you've played an average of 3 hours and 40 minutes per day, every day, for the past 12 years (and that's a slight under count because the game hasn't hit its 12th anniversary yet)

That's 5585 hours MORE than a full time 40hr/week job; nearly 3 whole years of pure labor.

All I have to say is congratulations, you beat the hardest game there is: capitalism. Enjoy your furry weeb paradise, friend.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago

I appreciate the praise but it belongs to someone else

My most played is 250 hours for a game from 2008

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[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I honestly don't get it. I've been playing the same game for about three months of real time now and clocked in about 120 hours. I didn't play anything else and and it's consuming most of the time I have to myself. The game is Witcher 3.

Now, that means every 1000 hours would take me 25 months or just over two years of playing a game exclusively. Probably more since my data above includes my Christmas vacation, which was quite lengthy. No single game is good enough to take such a big place in my life. I could play so many shorter better games.

[-] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago

No single game is good enough to take such a big place in my life

You obviously never played Warcraft 3 between 2004 and 2014.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

The level and art design of the latest expansion is amazing, but nothing compares to classic gameplay. Retail is boring IMO.

Activision agrees and started hosting the classic servers themselves.

[-] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

I said Warcraft 3, not WoW.

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[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

I leave the game running at night while I sleep

[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

why not put your computer to sleep?

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