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[-] SlapnutsGT@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Got almost 5k hours between the two Ark games. About 4k of those are me playing by myself lmao

Dunno what it is but I fucking love that game

[-] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 10 points 5 hours ago

I've got a couple games with stats like that; and I do play them a lot... but I think a big slice of the time is that I often leave the game open basically all day while dipping in and out to do other things.

The play time is ticking up, but I'm having lunch, or doing laundry, or clearing the house or whatever; and I come back to the game when I'm done.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

Me and satisfactory

[-] Hugin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Yeah the amount of hours I've clocked because of 1 hour of play, pause to do task, get busy and then go to bed, next day after dinner sit down to game and unpause. Bang 20 hours for 1 hour of play.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 16 hours ago

uh, factorio just hits the neurons right, idk what to tell you.

Minecraft just hits my autism where it hurts. I'm a simple man, you entertain my neurons, and i will be happy.

[-] Spider89@lemm.ee 3 points 5 hours ago

May I suggest Valkyria Chronicles?

[-] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

Rust can take while to load. I swear a few hundred of those hours were AFK.

[-] vale@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

one of my steam friends has a program that farms steam hours, just for the shock factor

[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 23 hours ago

this is considered strange behavior in my house

[-] Zanudous@lemmy.world 19 points 22 hours ago

Sooo Furry Hitler 2 is not as good as Furry Hitler 1?

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 22 hours ago

The sex scenes have fewer fetishes

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

The fact that he does this is the shock factor.

[-] JulieLemming@lemm.ee 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

On the other hand I purge friends from my list regularly because I feel too shy

Like aw no they are gonna perceive me

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago

Steam just tracks how long the program is running. My old rig played Dark Souls 3 24/7 sometimes because the .exe file would glitch and stay open until I manually terminated it. I averaged 168 hours a week coming back from a 2 week vacation once.

[-] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 4 points 17 hours ago

You let your PC run through 2 weeks of vacation?

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago

It normally would go on sleep mode and be off anyway so I hadn't noticed it was on when I left. That was how I learned that the .exe would just stay running and not allow things to shut off normally when idle.

Yeah, my friend has this same issue. She has been playing The Sims 4 for like seven months now.

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[-] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 day ago

Leaving a game running in the backvround while doing other things still adds up

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago

i have 1200h in skyrim, 1000 of which i clocked in because as pre-teen who was yet to learn that being trans is a thing i unknowingly used it to escape dysphoria. can't feel bad if i'm spending most of my days as male cat, the chosen one at that!

[-] crapwittyname@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

I too use Skyrim for dysphoria therapy! Although my dysphoria is less intense and just linked to... gestures broadly

[-] Khrux@ttrpg.network 7 points 23 hours ago

I wouldn't be surprised if basically every person with over 1k hours in a game isn't seeking some sort of escapism, not counting the anomalies like people leaving servers running etc.

I suppose every minute in a game is escapism of some sort, but escapism from dysphoria or something else significant, I think would be common.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I don’t think you need 1k hours to indicate games are being used as an escape. It could be a social thing where a group plays regularly and has invested time in the group and world such as Starcraft or WoW. I don’t disagree at all that games can be an escape for people with life issues, I just don’t know if hours invested is a great indicator. I’ve got over 3k in one game, but that’s mostly because it’s got quick rounds, I can start and stop between other things with no penalty, it’s been out for 4 years, and I still find it fun. The time adds up.

[-] macisr@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

The only game I have that many hours in is because I left it open the whole day while I was working to take 5 minute breaks to play it.

[-] nick@midwest.social 9 points 1 day ago

I have like 3700 hours in factorio, but I also leave it running when I’m not around… like an idle game

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 16 hours ago

this is why we use dedicated servers my friend. You're supposed to load it into a dedicated server when you're getting to the megabase scale.

[-] Tencho@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

I think im around 2000 without ever leaving it idle..

[-] salvaria 15 points 1 day ago

My friend just shared this with me: screenshot from Steam showing a playtime of 8000 hours for Final Fantasy XIV

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 23 hours ago
[-] gamer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

FFXIV released in 2013. That's ~12 years ago, which is about 105,120 hours of human existence.

105,120/28,625 = 3.6723144104

Meaning you've played an average of 3 hours and 40 minutes per day, every day, for the past 12 years (and that's a slight under count because the game hasn't hit its 12th anniversary yet)

That's 5585 hours MORE than a full time 40hr/week job; nearly 3 whole years of pure labor.

All I have to say is congratulations, you beat the hardest game there is: capitalism. Enjoy your furry weeb paradise, friend.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

I appreciate the praise but it belongs to someone else

My most played is 250 hours for a game from 2008

[-] salvaria 5 points 23 hours ago

Omg, I'll share this with them and say they have rookie numbers haha

[-] _____@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There isn't even 2k hours worth of content in XIV

I wonder what your friend does. My guess is they're an altoholic or they just RP every day, perhaps even ERP.

I guess some of it could be idling.

[-] salvaria 8 points 1 day ago

Pretty shitty that you immediately assume the worst of people, just for having a game they enjoy.

[-] Lesrid@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm not sure if that was a joke but I laughed.

"I bet that guy roleplays"

'Why would you accuse him of such heinous behavior???'

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[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago

16009 hours for those playing at home.

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[-] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 day ago

I have over 1,900 hrs on Deep Rock Galactic.

The key is persistence.

Rock and Stone! oT

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 day ago

3500 here. Actually, the key is procrastination.

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[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

I leave the game running at night while I sleep

[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

why not put your computer to sleep?

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[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I honestly don't get it. I've been playing the same game for about three months of real time now and clocked in about 120 hours. I didn't play anything else and and it's consuming most of the time I have to myself. The game is Witcher 3.

Now, that means every 1000 hours would take me 25 months or just over two years of playing a game exclusively. Probably more since my data above includes my Christmas vacation, which was quite lengthy. No single game is good enough to take such a big place in my life. I could play so many shorter better games.

[-] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

No single game is good enough to take such a big place in my life

You obviously never played Warcraft 3 between 2004 and 2014.

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[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm sorry but I want to take a slight tangent to show just how high my power level is when it comes to this shit.

I was interested in tracking my game time on my games in years well before Steam was a thing. We had a family computer and a printer.

Some are expecting an excel spreadsheet, which was absolutely possible, and I'll come back to that, but no. I was maybe 8 years old and my solution was to print off an entire page of numbers, cut each of them out individually, then every time I played a game, I'd place the next number inside the CD case.

Naïve me thought printing up to 20 would be enough, but once I went over that, I simply kept the 20 in the case and added another number inside.

Years later - in my teens in the mid-00's - I was obsessed with Pro Evolution Soccer. This is where the excel spreadsheet came in. I logged every single game, the result, the date I played the game, colour coded the results red/yellow/green to show loss/draw/win respectively, won trophies, and a bunch of other stats.

I didn't move on to Steam properly until the start of the 2010s. Since then my biggest game is 2016's Motorsport Manager, which has logged in 1720 hours, followed by Civ V which has 1122 hours since I started playing in 2017.

My current time sink is Football Manager. I have played over 500 hours in little over a year. Anyone who has played FM knows those are rookie numbers.

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[-] dwindling7373@feddit.it 16 points 1 day ago

I quit League some half a year ago after 10 years of playing. I can see now how impossible it seems to play that consistently when you just consume different games rather than having a single title.

It's a completely different experience.

As a side note, what's up with all the people saying "I played a game", just say what game it is, we are all nerds in here.

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

In college I would study between rounds of civ and binding of isaac. These days I'll use a rougelike or stardew or something as something to do while listening to an audiobook when the weather isn't fit for biking

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