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[-] LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 19 hours ago

Foxes. They're like a cross between cats and dogs, with their cute fluffy tails.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

You should listen to and smell a fox before embarking on that kind of project.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 16 hours ago

Russians inadvertantly did that, when trying to rear blue foxes for fur. Selecting for tameness altered the coat.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago
[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)
[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Lana! He remembers me!

[-] Xamith@lemmy.ca 1 points 20 hours ago

How do you titilate an ocelot?

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Wasps; I'm going to be a supervillain now.

Edit: Scratch that. Termites have better crime potential, if that's the idea I'm going with.

Even if not, a large quadruped is the wrong answer when we already have dogs, horses and elephants. Something flying, digging, tiny or aquatic is where we should all be thinking.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

I mean, obviously a lion.

[-] Reil@beehaw.org 2 points 19 hours ago

Domesticated microraptor. It would be cool as hell, and also imply that we've somehow resurrected a dead species.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 16 hours ago

Get a chicken. They still know they're dinossaurs.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago
[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 1 points 16 hours ago

Sparrows are already semi domesticated due to living near human settlements basically since we started farming.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago

Well, they're not domesticated enough to let me pet them unless I catch a chick which fell off a nest.

[-] Wahots@pawb.social 43 points 2 days ago

Probably red pandas. I'm still a bit surprised they are wild animals, they seem too silly to be like...doing their own thing out there.

Is this a rabbit hole I want to go down?

[-] funkycarrot@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

I too want to domesticate a Firefox

[-] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 31 points 2 days ago

A bear. They are just adorable and silly and cute until they eat you completely for no reason.

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] kittenzrulz123 12 points 2 days ago
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[-] kittenzrulz123 15 points 2 days ago

Penguin, I want to see a penguin wearing thigh highs and an arch linux shirt :3

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

those would be the shortest thigh highs ever

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 12 points 2 days ago

Zebras. It's just a bug that we can't, right? It's just a stripey horse!

[-] ByroTriz@lemmy.ml 3 points 22 hours ago

Zebras are extremely aggressive and violent

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 20 hours ago

I'm assuming the hypothetical domestication process proposed by OP is magical though.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 16 hours ago

I've read somewhere some have been successfully (more or less) tamed.

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

I always thought of them as necky camels more than horses

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[-] confuser@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

I am trying to befriend crows right now so I agree with this haha

How’s it going? What are you doing to try?

This is on my wish list of things to do, but I always forget to start.

[-] confuser@lemmy.zip 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

So far its only been a week and I'm starting to realize that I haven't chosen a good spot to place food and should find a spot or feeder where I can have water and the food in a nice open part of the yard raised in the air a bit and hopefully in a spot I can aim a camera at. I was playing with dogfood and saw 1 juvenile crow only because I had set up a camera from a old phone, today I got some unshelled unsalted peanuts. I think to get the ball rolling better I need to go walk around and find some crows and lead them towards the house. I grabbed a old broke plant pot made of ceramic and broke the ceramic into small pieces so I can offer some shiny objects to the crows so maybe they either see the food better or take this as a gift and start connecting with my spot more. I don't think I am on their normal route and we have a lot of other miscellaneous birds and dogs and cats and some small predator wild animals around and in a suburb so i don't think it will be very easy to get them to come regularly, I was surprised to even get the one bird once.

[-] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Assuming their domesticated enough to listen to my commands and ignore their pray drive, on like a magical level, Tiger. Hands down. I would go to the Renaissance Fair with them and commission a blacksmith to forge armor for them. I would ride it into battle whenever necessary.

Edit: I was also assuming no one else has a magically domestic animal. If everyone in this thread also has one, I'll choose Rhinoceros

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 16 hours ago

So, essentially, you chose violence, be it through He-Man (Battle Cat) or the Teenage Mutant Turtles (Rocksteady).

[-] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

I just want to be ready, in case everyone else chooses violence.

If, all of a sudden, there were a handful of people that had a magical connection with an otherwise dangerous animal; I imagine, either those people would fight each other or team up against someone with a robot army. Either way, a tiger would have a lot of weak points, even with armor.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 14 hours ago

Fair point.

For a truly scary animal to have on your side, what do you think of wasps? Airborn, vicious and capable of team work.

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[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 7 points 2 days ago

I'm gonna have to go with a miniature elephant, maybe the size of a Labrador.

[-] Zathras@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

Pygmy elephant.

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fennec fox or fruit bat. Perhaps raccoon, or maybe otter. Seals are neat too if there’s water. There’s a lot honestly

[-] ByroTriz@lemmy.ml 1 points 22 hours ago

This actually seems realistic, foxes have been domesticated in a short period of time, and fennecs are adorable

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

Fennec fox

just LOOK AT THESE THINGS

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