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I am the eggman (lemmy.world)

They are the eggmen

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[-] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

We have one store and the eggs are there every week at a slightly increased price, like $4.50 a dozen. And then there's other stores with like no eggs and a dozen costs $10.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

The more expensive ones sell out faster?

[-] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Nah it's two different stores

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Oh, I get it now. Thanks.

[-] PyroNeurosis 4 points 23 hours ago

I recently learned blood is a decent egg substitute. But you don't want to be using the tainted blood of the poor for this kind of thing. You'll just get microplastics and lead and such in your food.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Don't dox yourself, but can we know your region so we can be not there?.

[-] PyroNeurosis 2 points 16 hours ago

Ah, sure. Alabama. You probably weren't coming here anyway (even I don't wanna be here), but I'm just learning things for the protracted lean times that are coming.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

I hope things work out for you regardless.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

I'm going to guess Europe? I know the Brits still cook with blood, and have abbatoirs.

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 3 points 23 hours ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago
[-] TheAlbatross 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There's a product called Ener-G Egg Replacer and I use it to great success for eggs in dough. It won't make a dough "eggy" like is needed for challah or egg bagels, but it'll work as a binder in other baking recipes, as far as I can tell, perfectly. I've never had anyone ask "did you do something different here?" when tasting my baked goods, even if they've had my egged versions previously.

I used to use it just for making food for my vegan pals but now I've just been using it whenever eggs are called for.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

That is unexpectedly constructive information. Thank you.

[-] Catoblepas 8 points 1 day ago

Business must be booming for them, they’re sold out on their online store.

In sweet baking applications you can also use applesauce as an egg replacement, 1/4 cup applesauce for an egg.

[-] pyu 10 points 1 day ago

A dozen eggs costs about an hour’s wage around here.

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[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 23 hours ago

A dozen eggs cost one individual two weeks of their life spent experiencing atrocity.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Do you hear the people sing?

Singing a song of angry men?

It is the music of a people

Who will not be slaves again!

When the beating of your heart

Echoes the beating of the drums

There is a life about to start

When tomorrow comes!

Will you join in our crusade?

Who will be strong and stand with me?

Beyond the barricade

Is there a world you long to see?

Then join in the fight

That will give you the right to be free!

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Silver lining, my wife is allergic to eggs so we use all sorts of replacement in recipes, like this Pane Riso Egg Replacer
or just some applesauce.

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That's awful. I love it.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I am a Robotnik

[-] lady_maria@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

fun fact! you can use aquafaba (the liquid from canned chickpeas) as an egg replacer in baking (among other things). you could even make some hummus at the same time

[-] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It's buried... And I don't want to dig past a certain somebody to get it...

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Is that you, Ron Swanson?

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