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[-] Llufollis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago

A machine in french is feminine. It come from latin machina (μαχανά in Greek) which is feminine (-ina suffix is feminine). Washing is just a verb so it have no influence on the "gender".

A washing machine -> Une machine à laver

[-] iegod@lemm.ee 9 points 6 days ago

Close but wrong. It's because washing is feminine.

[-] Llufollis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

All those years of school and lecturing from my teachers only to discover it was all lies.... thank anyway I guess.

[-] NahMarcas@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

Sadly true, Its like an on pourpouse languaje setting

[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago

Un baguette, une baguette, le la.

Il y a un truc qui peut vous servir dans cette situation là.

Dites juste deux baguettes.

C'est un peu plus cher mais en tout cas, il vaut la peine et vous aurez deux baguettes à la fin.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago

A baguette, a baguette, the a.

There is a trick that can help you in this situation.

Just say two baguettes.

It is a little more expensive but in any case, it is worth it and you will have two baguettes at the end.

I don't think the translator worked that well here, but I think it makes it funner lmao

[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

Hey that`s my actual french!

[-] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

Take a look at the first sentence in english.

[-] yopyop@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago

It can be both ! You can either call it "un lave-linge" or "une machine à laver".

[-] Sirius006@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah, it would be nice if people stopped assuming it gender.

[-] logi@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

And if you get it wrong you'll be forever banned from blahaj.

[-] hungryphrog 10 points 6 days ago

Can we not bring these stupid, lazy jokes into Lemmy please?

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

mistakes = ok
purposefully using the wrong pronoun = not ok

is it that difficult? I don't understand why you're so upset about a gender diverse instance enforcing their rules 🤷‍♀️

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

in my Spanish (HS) class if I don't know I just guess based off of the vibes

I've guessed correctly more often than not

[-] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 days ago

I don’t know how German compares to French or Spanish, but in German things can be masculine, feminine, or neutral. What I do—which is partially as a protest, and partially out of laziness—is to assume every non-person noun is neutral.

It works surprisingly well in IT where basically all nouns are neutral, but I probably sound like Kevin from The Office in every other context.

[-] wisely@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yeah as an English speaker using neuter seems very natural. Modern English loan words such as from IT are often neuter for that reason.

However in general, words are statistically most likely to be masculine and least likely to be neuter. So if the word ending isn't obviously feminine and it's not a category such as IT that has a common gender you may be better off guessing masculine.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 6 days ago

Je suis enchanté

Où est le bibliothèque?

Voilà mon passport

Ah, Gérard Depardieu

Baguette, hon hon hon

Baguette, hon hon hon (hon hon) hon hon hon!

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

I don't know a single lick of French but somehow my brain knew this is the intro to Foux Da Fafa, a song I haven't listened to in over a decade

[-] Onionguy@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

I'm a simple man, I see Flight of the Conchords, I upvote.

[-] wisely@feddit.org 5 points 6 days ago

This is my biggest struggle with German. 3 genders and then plurals, cases etc that can change it again.

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

In Hebrew, the word for "stone" is male-sounding while grammatically female, and the word for "rock" is female-sounding while grammatically male, you know, for simplicity.

Me who don't want to assume someone's gender: starts speaking Chinese (because "他" is a gender neutral pronoun)

More reasons why Latin based language sucks. We should make Chinese the lingua franca of the world... 😉

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 2 points 5 days ago

The Chinese decided to introduce gendered pronouns to make their language more European so... Uh... 他她它 moment.

[-] pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

German also has a gender neutral pronoun (es) 👍

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[-] Corno@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Fake. If that was me, those baguettes would be gone within 0.3 nanoseconds.

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