https://www.wikihow.com/Mind-Your-Own-Business

Alone I guess? In solitude. At least I wouldn’t be bothering anyone else.

https://www.wikihow.com/Change-a-Tap-Washer

Oh no

How to treat a collapsing trachea in chihuahuas

Not sure if I'm the chihuahua or the one treating the chihuahua in this case

How to drink Prune Juice

https://www.wikihow.com/Bleach-Jeans

Oh, great, an accident involving bleach.

Disaster Preparedness > home security

How to Make a Tripwire: Best Methods

Craft a DIY tripwire with this guide

So… an accident involving a tripwire boobytrap that I set up?

Learning how to fight girls...

Breaking up a hamster fight.

https://www.wikihow.com/Write-Your-Own-Eulogy

Well, at least I was prepared.

uh oh

An exceedingly dangerous activity indeed.

How to measure your pants

"what to do when someone texts you an apple emoji."

I'm extremely curious to see how this plays out.

"How to confront a cheating husband"
That actually makes sense as a way to die, I just need to become gay now.

"How to dispose of mercury"

Huh, that's actually more realistic than I thought

Uh oh.

I'm dying in a religious conflict

https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You

UUUHHHHH

monday

inhales

I like coming here.

In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.

She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14...

It doesn't stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40's.

Nothing can.

It's not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.

My love is pure.

She's made to be mine.

"I want to be with her together."

tuesday

She just leaved the school to buy her meal.

Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.

She is so cute.

"I absoluetly want to be with her"

She seems to be alone right now.

"Is it my chance?"

Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.

Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.

Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.

Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: "ladies and gentleman, we got him"

Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.

"aww man"

I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.

Guys don't call the police it's for the thing

Died running indoors with limited space.

Ok, so I guess I'll need to move to the USA in the future

Balancing a Motorcycle Tire. Seems reasonable.

Died eating sea urchins... Yeah that kind of tracks actually.

I guess that's pretty close

https://www.wikihow.com/Grow-Dates-Indoors

Guys I'm scared, my wife has been trying to grow dates indoors. Send for help, my time is near.

I think this speaks for itself

I die in a conflict where I tell a Wizards of the Coast zombie that Paizo and Pathfinder are the best, which, honestly, I should've seen coming.

Apparently I'll die becoming Israeli

Yes, dying from the most dangerous of human endeavors: small talk.

I'm dying of stupidity, apparently.

I spent way to long thinking it was "How to make Scorpion man miss you". Thought I was gonna get stung.

Lol at least this kind of makes sense: https://www.wikihow.com/Take-Clenbuterol

https://www.wikihow.com/Teach-Somebody-How-to-Drive

That seems very likely actually.

Is that link rigged...? This is what I got:

https://www.wikihow.com/Give-a-Rectal-Exam

I have nothing more to add to this.

https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Carpenter-Bees-Using-Wd40

How to cut wispy bangs. Well I'd gladly die before having bangs again.

well hmm, This could be interesting

How to Make a Bra in 15 Easy Steps

It's OP hitting on me 😳

I managed to get this: How to Fire a Gun.

So it's at least plausible.

How to run away from an abusive home.

I was already planning to run away from an abusive home.

This is horrifying