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[-] guaraguaito 39 points 1 day ago
[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago
[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)
[-] anachronist@midwest.social 4 points 1 day ago

"I'm I so repulsive? No, it's the women who are wrong!"

[-] HeadfullofSoup@kbin.earth 96 points 1 day ago

The level of incels energy in that picture could power a city for hundreds of years

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

alpha male

Oh right, furries.

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Or just requiring a specific type of argument in Deus Ex.

[-] PNW_Doug@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Alpha" as in alpha software: buggy, not fit for release, a poor first approximation of useful, error-prone, almost certain to fail at the desired task, etc…

[-] mrcleanup@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Funny thing, only betas actually talk like this.

[-] spooky2092 10 points 1 day ago

"Alpha" is right, those "men" barely work and are full of mistakes and ideas that will go nowhere.

[-] im_john_here@programming.dev 54 points 1 day ago

Is this DOGE??

[-] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 day ago

Women have a different sort of mind than men do. Oh, uh, and men who disagree with me also have that different sort of mind.

maybe the real split in types of brains is between gender essentialists and everyone else...

[-] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Tbh. the poster is probably one of those kids in the photo. I am not surprised that a immature kid writes immature posts. I am so glad there were no social media when I was 14 because I was fucking feral. God the cringe I would have to wade through to scrub that shit.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

What a bunch of fucking dorks

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 day ago

I have more pubes on the back of my ballsack than everyone in this picture has in total.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

weird flex but ok

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago

obligatory reminder that even the man that coined the term alpha male has relized he was fucking wrong, but the worst of humanity just fell in love with the concept and wont let it die

[-] qbus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It was so nice of them to have the femboy who decided a striped tie and a gray suit was alpha /s

[-] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

This picture should be labeled, Summers Eve, the douche level was so high. 😂

[-] Nunar@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

I've seen incel and I've seen incels, but these are the incelliest bunch of incels that ever incelled.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't physically cringe often but man this actually did it

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Is......is that you in that pic? Or a general visual representation that could accurately give the impression of you?

......because those guys look like dweebs.

Yeah, that's right. I'm bringing dweeb back. Nerds and dorks are actually kinda cool, I like them a lot. But these guys? Total dweebs! 80s vernacular is back, baby! Hasta la vista!

[-] joshcodes@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Be excellent to each other, be less than excellent to these dweebs

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

There can only be one alpha in a pack, cubs. Sit the fuck down.

[-] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

These guys all look like they're 14-15 years old. Very manly and mature.

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

imagine pairing ties like that

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"It's the red one.....no, the red one......no......RED.......no, you passed it. Go back a few. There! Now was that so hard? I said it was red!"

Are you guys making fun of middle schoolers?

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago
[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

We're all the same skill level, jerry!

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

That's gotta be sarcastic right?

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Fuckin mods.

Six faces, each more like a slapped ass than the next. May God forgive their mothers.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago

I thought you weren't supposed to take pictures inside the DC Metro.

[-] stinerman@midwest.social 4 points 1 day ago

From a hillbilly from rural Ohio, the DC Metro is magic. Truly. I was in awe of it.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I could imagine that being the case, but I live in the area and I've never heard that.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

Oh, I guess I was wrong about that.

I acquired that bit of faulty information a long time ago, so maybe it was different close after 9/11? Or it was just never really true in the first place?

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[-] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

I had no idea that the "tiny dick club" was still meeting in the subways. I thought we evicted them. Alpha = Loser

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I'm sure that sound was just the panties wooshing past.

[-] vividkitten@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

The amount of pocket sand in this photo could fill an hourglass

[-] joshcodes@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

I love how none of them look like they're meant to be in the photo. They are somehow all crammed in.

[-] 0ndead@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago

How’s that working out for ya?

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yes, nobody can comprehend this one photo.

How can it cause both physical and emotional pain?

[-] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

When puberty drops those alpha levels gonna be through the roof - lock up your females and bow down to your masters.

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