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[-] HeadfullofSoup@kbin.earth 97 points 3 months ago

The level of incels energy in that picture could power a city for hundreds of years

[-] PNW_Doug@lemmy.world 66 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Alpha" as in alpha software: buggy, not fit for release, a poor first approximation of useful, error-prone, almost certain to fail at the desired task, etc…

[-] im_john_here@programming.dev 55 points 3 months ago

Is this DOGE??

[-] guaraguaito 40 points 3 months ago
[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago

What a bunch of fucking dorks

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

alpha male

Oh right, furries.

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Or just requiring a specific type of argument in Deus Ex.

[-] Ascrod@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago

My masculinity is augmented.

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 months ago

I have more pubes on the back of my ballsack than everyone in this picture has in total.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago

obligatory reminder that even the man that coined the term alpha male has relized he was fucking wrong, but the worst of humanity just fell in love with the concept and wont let it die

[-] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 months ago

Women have a different sort of mind than men do. Oh, uh, and men who disagree with me also have that different sort of mind.

maybe the real split in types of brains is between gender essentialists and everyone else...

[-] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

Tbh. the poster is probably one of those kids in the photo. I am not surprised that a immature kid writes immature posts. I am so glad there were no social media when I was 14 because I was fucking feral. God the cringe I would have to wade through to scrub that shit.

[-] Nunar@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

I've seen incel and I've seen incels, but these are the incelliest bunch of incels that ever incelled.

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

There can only be one alpha in a pack, cubs. Sit the fuck down.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Is......is that you in that pic? Or a general visual representation that could accurately give the impression of you?

......because those guys look like dweebs.

Yeah, that's right. I'm bringing dweeb back. Nerds and dorks are actually kinda cool, I like them a lot. But these guys? Total dweebs! 80s vernacular is back, baby! Hasta la vista!

[-] joshcodes@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

Be excellent to each other, be less than excellent to these dweebs

[-] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

This picture should be labeled, Summers Eve, the douche level was so high. 😂

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

imagine pairing ties like that

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

"It's the red one.....no, the red one......no......RED.......no, you passed it. Go back a few. There! Now was that so hard? I said it was red!"

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I don't physically cringe often but man this actually did it

[-] qbus@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It was so nice of them to have the femboy who decided a striped tie and a gray suit was alpha /s

[-] spooky2092 10 points 3 months ago

"Alpha" is right, those "men" barely work and are full of mistakes and ideas that will go nowhere.

[-] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Are you guys making fun of middle schoolers?

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago
[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 months ago

We're all the same skill level, jerry!

[-] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

These guys all look like they're 14-15 years old. Very manly and mature.

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

That's gotta be sarcastic right?

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 5 points 3 months ago

I thought you weren't supposed to take pictures inside the DC Metro.

[-] stinerman@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago

From a hillbilly from rural Ohio, the DC Metro is magic. Truly. I was in awe of it.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I could imagine that being the case, but I live in the area and I've never heard that.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago

Oh, I guess I was wrong about that.

I acquired that bit of faulty information a long time ago, so maybe it was different close after 9/11? Or it was just never really true in the first place?

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[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Fuckin mods.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I'm sure that sound was just the panties wooshing past.

[-] anachronist@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago

"I'm I so repulsive? No, it's the women who are wrong!"

[-] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago

I had no idea that the "tiny dick club" was still meeting in the subways. I thought we evicted them. Alpha = Loser

[-] mrcleanup@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Funny thing, only betas actually talk like this.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Six faces, each more like a slapped ass than the next. May God forgive their mothers.

[-] 0ndead@infosec.pub 2 points 3 months ago

How’s that working out for ya?

[-] joshcodes@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

I love how none of them look like they're meant to be in the photo. They are somehow all crammed in.

[-] vividkitten@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

The amount of pocket sand in this photo could fill an hourglass

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

Because they can't see that small.

[-] pappabosley@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

So harsh that he would call me out for not being able to comprehend the concept of zero

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