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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

WTF is happening in the minds of those people? I simply cannot wrap my head around the fact that people can be that stupid and still breathe without assistence.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 9 hours ago

That's how I made enough money to buy a house. Just keep driving as fast as you'd like and the government will pay for an extravagant lifestyle.

it's sarcasm, gdi. don't block me.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

I would never block you! I'm moving into your house and filing a lien on you that it's mine though.

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 points 40 minutes ago

Ahh I think I’m getting the hang of this. The real estate agent is the surety, and if you have the seller sign him or her by proxy, the real estate agent - being the agent - will now supply the funds for you to acquire my house?

[-] jontree255@lemmy.world 96 points 1 day ago

Do these people just string legal sounding words together and hope it makes sense?

[-] Dave@lemmy.nz 51 points 23 hours ago

Are there trolls in these groups that feed bullshit to the gullible or do they make it up themselves?

[-] swordgeek@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago

There are, but more alarming are the grifters who have putshed this entire philosophy of bullshit to scam the poor suckers who are trying to find a secret way of not being broke all the time.

[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 32 points 22 hours ago

Don't forget those who make money off these rubes as well. Grifters feed them more than the trolls

[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 21 points 21 hours ago

Yes, there absolutely are.

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago
[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 26 points 23 hours ago

Did you just proffer a defamation of slander, habeus corpus esquire?

[-] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago

Yes, but they hope if they put the legal sounding words in the right place in the right color and the right size and correct order then the incantation will work.

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 10 points 23 hours ago

When the legal system sounds like a string of legal sounding words that don't make sense...

[-] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 32 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I think the magic spell will work, as long as they stand inside a government building at the time... Facing west of course

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 15 points 23 hours ago

True west or magnetic west?

[-] StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

First one, then the other. But you must alternate in the same frequency as your two factor authentication device does after you have seeded it using 42069 on 29 feb.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 21 points 23 hours ago
[-] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Pure West.

How come Batman doesn't dance anymore?

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 6 points 23 hours ago

That’s… I am dying

[-] satanmat@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

Actually… yeah.

Legal words are like magic to them, and heck if that mad old man Merlin can do it then so can I!! Hold my toadstool, watch this.

[-] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago

What did they even get the ticket for??

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

My guess would be the dogs referenced weren’t on a leash.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago

If the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don't contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.

[-] i_dont_want_to 5 points 18 hours ago

It mauled me anyway! I forgot to add "with prejudice," rookie mistake.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Rub some onion on the mauling site 🙏

[-] i_dont_want_to 3 points 16 hours ago

Thanks my temp is back to normal. These natural remedies really do work.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago

He doesn't say. The advice is also hilarious.

[-] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

lol I wouldn’t mind seeing those

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Yes, @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world please share. You can't just tease us like this.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Bones is here for you:

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Leaving shit behind. Like they do on the internet

[-] oyfrog@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago

Wtf did I just read?

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago

Okay, but what if the AG or the officer doesn't consent? Or worse, make the sovtard the trustee of the imaginary business entity?

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

Let us know how that pans out, you witless cretin.

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