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I'm sorry I'm so posty today but this sovcit is too funny to wait to share. That's totally how it works, sovcit. (lemmy.world)

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[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

My guess would be the dogs referenced weren’t on a leash.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago

If the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don't contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.

[-] i_dont_want_to 5 points 21 hours ago

It mauled me anyway! I forgot to add "with prejudice," rookie mistake.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Rub some onion on the mauling site 🙏

[-] i_dont_want_to 4 points 18 hours ago

Thanks my temp is back to normal. These natural remedies really do work.

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