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Han (The Preble) shot first.

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[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 101 points 2 weeks ago

Who would win?

New Navy with line of sight laser weapon (3 mile range to horizon), or this smokey boy throwing 2,000 lbs of steel over the horizon.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 60 points 2 weeks ago

That picture is the closest representation of what hellfire must be without entering nuclear territory. For sheer display of power, that is that, in my opinion.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago

They are sending so much hate that the entire ship was pushed sideways, look at the wake off the bow.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago

"Burn to oblivion. I have places to be."

Probably the ship, if it was sentient.

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Quick, someone remind me which ship it was that was starting to sink so they just shoveled water to one side do they could extend the range of their weapons and effectively become an extra artillery team during WWII (was that the siege of Normandy?)

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago
[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Man the US was so much cooler when it stood for something

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Man the US was so much cooler when it stood ~~for~~ against something

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I think both work unfortunately

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[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The fight against the wrong type of racism?

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I mean we can be cynical about what it was, but it's plain to see that people actually cared and worked together when we had the facade of caring about freedom. As we become more divided and cynical, as we push each other away and become more aware of the injustices around us without taking the steps to affect them, we clearly become less effective all the way down to the individual level

[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

The country back then was divide by law. Fascism was very, very, popular. There was routine civil/labor rights violence. Political assassination, and attempts, were more common.

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

People also fought for us to be where we are now. They didn't roll over and die like so many want to do now

[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

There were plenty of those people too. It was damn near impossible to convince the majority of people to join the war effort, hell, they may never actually have. The public, at large, was fine with doing business with the axis, and what came to be our allies, and didn't think we should bother getting involved, it wasn't our problem. It took the government going against these wishes, to engineer a situation in which it became our problem, before there was enough support to do something.

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

You mean the people in government at the time stood up and fought against oppression? Because they were inspired by the facade of standing for freedom?

People centric language can make history look more inspiring instead of damning some times

[-] Enkrod@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's only minimaly due to sideways movement. Much more important is that the shockwaves are pushing water down creating a terracing effect.

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

Sending *freedom.

FTFY

[-] sprittytinkles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

There's very minimal lateral movement. Almost all of the recoil goes downward. It would be very bad if the recoil moved the ship laterally, because then you lose your fire control solution.

[-] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 23 points 2 weeks ago

Fun fact: The US ha a Hellfire missile that doesn't even explode. It's meant to hit one person and kill them while limiting casualties in the proximity.

https://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/munitions/agm-114r9x.htm

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

So it's essentially a rocket propelled ~~rock~~ knife block?

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

It is like a rocket propelled slap chop to one person that shouldn't exist meaningfully to the horror of the person sitting next to them.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

Knife MISSILE, CIVVIE

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 weeks ago

If you don't need accuracy, the Age of Sail beats this easily. This boy has 12 cannons, the Santísima Trinidad had 140.

A broadside must have been spectacular.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

All of Trinidad's throw weight is less than a single 16".

Trinidad Total throw. 1510lbs.

Missouri single barrel single shot weight. HE 1900lbs AP 2700lbs.

Total throw weight. HE 17,100lbs AP 24,300lbs and that's ignoring all secondaries and AA and later added missiles. Missouri could throw the total weight all of Trinidads cannons themselves in a single broadside. Oh and that's throwing it 24mi....

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I get it, though your calculations are a bit off, the Trinidad's total throw comes off as a bit more, around 1150 kg, not 684 kg as you suggested.

That said, I was going by spectacular explosions, or amount of boom. If it's about how much shit you can throw at an enemy, the recently sunk Moskva could launch 76000 kg of explosives and steel at you in a single volley (if operated by someone not as completely inept as the Russian Navy). In fact, rocket artillery is so OP from this perspective that a single old Katyusha could throw more than 500 kg at you, so the Missouri is worth around 1.2 shitty technical trucks with MLRS batteries strapped to them per cannon.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

No it's not. At is biggest it was 1588lbs, 1150kg is 2535lbs.

https://threedecks.org/index.php?display_type=show_ship&id=2647

It would loose in volume and range too a single bofors would be more than a match for Trinidad and Missouri had 10 quad mounts or 40 receivers throwing a 2lb shell 140 times a minute to a range of 23,000ft.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

All of the Trinidad's iron cannon balls would bounce off the 12" steel armor of the Iowa battleship.

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah and the Iowa would be powerless against a sustained modern ASM volley. But still, it would look cool.

[-] erin 25 points 2 weeks ago

The laser is for drones or missiles. Missiles are used for ships, which outrange battleships by a large margin, hence why they've been phased out of service. One jet can sink a ship hundreds of miles from its carrier.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

*If funded by the USA.

The US took out a third of Iran's navy during Operation Praying Mantis and we tried not to while giving them ample opportunity to not get fucking wrecked with minimal effort.

We won't fund healthcare, but our unhealthcare is second to nobody because we spend 9x more than the 2nd place loser, Russia. We account for 40% of total world military spending. If you think we can't kill you, it is only because we don't want to prove how wrong you are. If you want to die, we can put a warhead on your forehead without a rounding error of our defense budget.

[-] Enkrod@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

Unhealthcare... wow.

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

It has been suggested before that we might one day see a return of the battleships. The one technology that might allow it is truly effective rail gun technology. I remember seeing a story years ago speculating that such a ship parked of the coast of North Korea might be able to lodge shells anywhere onto the Korean Peninsula from well offshore.

Missiles are always likely to have their advantages, including range and maneuverability. But the potential advantage of railguns is a very cheap cost per shot. And instead of a ship's hold full of explosive-stuffed missiles, your ship has a reactor, a bank of capacitors, and a whole bunch of shells that are little more than big slugs of inert metal.

This article for example suggests a potential railgun range of 200 km.

Us truly mastering railguns is one of the few scenarios that we might actually see a return of the old battleships. Except instead of artillery shells, they'll be lobbing railgun slugs. And instead of being protected by foot-thick steel armor, they'll be protected by a porcupine lattice of laser defense systems.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

How would a battleship defend itself against railguns?
Or would this be a "whoever shoots first wins" scenario?

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oblique angles on all possible bulkheads, and probably the biggest fuck-you electromagnet the military can strap onto a ship.

The way I understand it, a railgun slug by definition of the way a railgun works is required to be made of ferrous metal. We can use that to defend against it. A quarter second blip of extreme magnetism may be able to repel the bullet (or, alternatively, attract it off course from the main body of the ship). You'll EMP the shit out of anything on board, but eh, you can harden against that if you know it's coming.

Only other solution I can think of off hand is slagging the incoming round with laser fire but I have trouble believing you'd be able to detect, target, and vaporize an incoming railgun round in the amount of time you have between detection and impact. Those suckers move fast. Average result feels like it would be, congrats, you weren't hit by a railgun round, but you have been hit by ten pounds of liquid metal moving at nearly relativistic speeds. Potato potato.

Though, with the magnetic defense, the logical next step here is to develop a sort of ferrous sabot round that can accelerate the (non ferrous) payload and then release it to then completely not give any shits about further magnets. You pull that off and your opponent will have to rely on a laser intercept system or similar, and then - yeah, basically, whoever shoots first wins.

There's a lot to be said for good armor with good oblique angles though. Deflecting force is always going to be easier than absorbing it. If you can arrange to never give your enemy a good shot at a good flat plane, they'll have a lot harder time penetrating your armor no matter how fast their shots are going. This won't save you all the time but it'll do a lot more than you'd probably expect.

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not sure. Assumedly, the same way it would protect itself against ballistic missiles.

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know. Can the laser shoot artillery shells out of the air?

[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 31 points 2 weeks ago
[-] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

What's a DuckDuckGo Flight IIA Aegis Combat System Integration?

[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

He will not divide us flag be like

[-] PyroNeurosis 11 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, I thought only Yamato class could carry wave motion guns

[-] Geobloke@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

Considering that they're gonna give infantry shotguns to shoot down drones , I like where this universe is going

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 10 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know my ships, but please tell me that's a destroyer to complete the scene perfectly.

[-] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

You're in luck.

That is, in fact, an Arleigh Burke class destroyer.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

When the ship suddenly goes ka ... me ... HA ... ME

[-] nesc@lemmy.cafe 9 points 2 weeks ago

I just want nuclear pumped laser missiles, god, is it too much to ask?

[-] digdilem@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

Medusa rules apply - just grab a shiny shield.

[-] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Everyone knows these lasers can't hit anything on this flat earth. It needs to aim so far down the water will refract it unless you're within like 20 feet.

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