I got nothing, can I have your $100?

In the dark moments I'm sometimes comforted by the thoughts of who I could take with me to hell.

My boss very confidently proclaimed that all serious IT professionals use a Mac. Said Linux "is for programmers and nerds"

Girlfriend works in childcare and I work in elder care. Fuck me double

No Man's Sky

Obviously I am up here

I hate so much the "this never happened" crowd, but it's at least a little relief here to believe this is faked.

Because no, that's an awful way to speak to anybody

Except Biden isn't senile, he's just old. And anybody trying to compare his mental state to Trump's based solely on what we can plainly see on camera, is doing so in bad faith. That's not counting what the actual transcript of the Special Counsel investigation said, that he has a seemingly photographic memory.

That would be a lot of LSD

I too blame this mans grandma

You psychoanalyzed him from one comment on an Internet forum without a single reply or anything?

See how that sounds?

Horray, the rich will live forever! All hail our immortal overlords!