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[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 29 points 3 days ago

I do hope you haven't done anything you might regret.

[-] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 days ago

How do you un dick a pic? Is there an app for that?

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 days ago

Just double down and send a dick pic to your friends, family, and coworkers. Then they cant hold it over you. Pretty sure thats how france does it

[-] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago

So, uh. Hi .

This is gonna seem a little out of character and I won’t blame you for feeling a little out of sorts about this whole thing… but I’ve been compromised by a master haxxor from the dark webz and I need to get out in front of this.

Please find enclosed a portfolio of photographs in .pdf and zip archive, mostly comprised of my dick ‘n balls.

ps. Sorry, Gram-gam. I made bad choices.

pps. Kevin, I’d understand if you’d prefer I didn’t come into work on Monday.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago

What Would France Do? Can't go wrong.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago
[-] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yeah, but we live in the era of all powerful AI! A mere blur filter won’t deter the techno ninjas amogus!

See?!

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 3 days ago

Why are you sending nerds your dick?

[-] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 4 points 3 days ago

Truly amazing technology. What a time to be alive!

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