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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 64 points 9 months ago

Big if true

... (well, bigger than zero at least)

[-] RustyNova@lemmy.world 44 points 9 months ago
[-] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago
[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

(i = 0; i < data.length; i++)

[-] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 15 points 9 months ago
[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

btw you put a hashtag then space to make your text big. You can do more hashtags up to 6 in a row to make them smaller:

h1

h2

h3

h4

h5
h6

(h1-6 is the way you call them in html)

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 1 points 8 months ago
[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

might just be your client then

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 2 points 8 months ago

I do find it funny the spacing is larger though

https://i.imgur.com/nLJuFwZ.png

[-] introvertcatto 26 points 8 months ago

Wait till they hear about 01010100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101110

[-] Blisterexe@lemmy.zip 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

what the binary says"trans women are women"

[-] introvertcatto 6 points 8 months ago
[-] Blisterexe@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 months ago

might not have rendered in your client properly, the text was a spoiler that could be expanded to reveal the message, not a question.

[-] not_IO 6 points 8 months ago

but they are right, thd T is capitalized :p

[-] introvertcatto 2 points 8 months ago

Thanks I see it now, I used Voyager and I had to click on text to reveal :3

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Ah, the gender binary

Also isn't this just an alias for 1 since it is True

[-] introvertcatto 1 points 8 months ago
[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 8 months ago

(I was just make joke because it is true - as in what you typed is true)

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 6 points 8 months ago

Computers set any non-zero value to true when converting to boolean

[-] itslilith 4 points 8 months ago
[-] einlander@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago
[-] SeekPie@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago
[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 17 points 8 months ago

Is the computer a Christian?

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 8 months ago

That would be a great GCU name now that I think of it.

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 8 points 8 months ago
[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 months ago

You both have done me proud

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Username checks out

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 15 points 8 months ago

Are you high (voltage⚡)?

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