You take that back about broccoli.
Broccoli gets a bad rap from being steamed and served plain. If you grill it, or bake it, or pan fry it, or have it in Asian dishes with sauce, it's a god tier veggie, and should never be slandered.
Trump is too much of a moron to understand.
First of all, you’re right.
Second of all, steamed plain? I’m still eating the fuck outta that shit.
I really like broccoli.
No salt? I really love broccoli but the salt is necessary.
And the olive oil.
Roast it and salt it
not really how this guy works. if there isnt a grift that will benefit him personally.. .like cornering the broccoli market... it wouldnt happen.
its not about right or wrong or anything other than 'how do i benefit personally'
oh but didn’t you hear? he’s buddies with Melon Husk (owner of big veggie table) these days. my guy is absolutely benefiting (and probably keeping all the sweets to himself too)
Donald Trump has never eaten broccoli in his life, more likely he would make McDonald's and KFC mandatory at all meals and declare that ketchup is the same as a whole days serving of fruits and vegetables
This is true but he would do something like this, force everyone to be unhappy, and just eat the now illegal food. He would do it blatantly. He would take photo ops signing executive orders with matchbox cars and McDonald’s cups on his desk and then blame a staffer for leaving them there when everyone, including his die hards, would 100% know that moments before they shoved that placard into his hand he was chugging Diet Coke and making that car do sweet jumps. But then the die hards, knowing he was full of shit, would push the narrative that someone else did it, and twist it (deepfakes, never happened, etc) until they started to believe it themselves.
Then the media would call it some stupid shit like sodagate and snopes would have an article like did Donald trump actually drink soda and play with toys? They’d post the picture the body would be like “while many believe trump did drink the soda based on his historical love of the drink, the official narrative is that it belonged to a member of staff who has not been named. Additionally there have been several debunked theories about the photo being doctored or the situation being a fabriction.” With no definitive ruling on whether he did or not because they often don’t seem to do that anymore to seem “impartial”
At this point though he would have already done something else ridiculous and horrible so everyone would’ve moved on. “Who cares about mcdonalds and toys?” you say. “Did you not just hear he literally banned people from thinking about the concept of trans people and imposed a 40% tariff on anything blue?”
Not bad, but instead of stuff like this, I have the idea for "President Psycho", an over-the-top action thriller set in the US, where a then unknown serial killer wins the presidential election, pardons other serial killers, and then starts the biggest killing spree in human history even as his loyalists are leaving him for stuff like legalizing animal cruelty, legalizing torturing people to death if said people are part of the out-group, and practicing cannibalism on live television.
No, that's too real. 90% of that is true about him. I want to see more executive orders where he bans light beer because bud lite used dei to make an ad two years ago. Or an executive order renaming mount rushmoore to mount trump and charging the families of the presidents carved in it advertising rights.
Unironically like this idea
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