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[-] youvegotmoxie@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago

Sucks for this guy. I’m close to his age, I drank and smoked heavily for years and I look about the age he does

[-] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

If your oncle on FB does its wierd , but once your wierd oncle becomes milliardaire, he ll be called Anti Aging Zealot all over Internet

[-] rektdeckard@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Lol idk why but I find it so funny that you are speaking English with French nouns.

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[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Jesus fuck. Why would anyone want to live forever, anyway?

[-] juliebean@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

i think most people don't really want to die. and they like living for all sorts of reasons. i hope you can think of at least a few reasons you'd like to go on living as well.

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[-] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Freddy, is that you?

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[-] restingboredface@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago

I couldn't get through more than about a paragraph before getting prompted to subscribe so I'm still little confused.

Why get measurements of your child's erections in the first place? How does this son feel about his PHI being shared all over the internet? Hard to imagine anyone being okay with that.

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[-] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Immortality is a daily pain in the dick.

[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 28 points 3 days ago

While I do kind of like the idea of having data on random bodily functions like erections, can't say I'd be willing to share that data with my parents or the world.

[-] finley@lemm.ee 19 points 3 days ago

Super gross

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago
[-] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 10 points 3 days ago

…who the fuck cares?

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