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Academy Award-winning composer Hans Zimmer just branched out into unchartered territory.

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[-] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 120 points 3 months ago

We got it wrong. We should make a "non-boycott" list of people who aren't assholes yet. It would be way shorter, and we would remove people when they become so fucking stupid and arse-licking that they have the idea of reworking the national anthems of shitholes such as saudi arabia.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 87 points 3 months ago

Don't sweat it. I love Hans Zimmer but after what he did to my car, I can't wait to hear the bizarre shits that will be the new anthem.

Zimmer was hired by BMW to make acceleration and engine noises for their "i" line of EVs. What they got was the sound of robots whining and having orgasms. I had to disable the sound on mine.

[-] Hubi@feddit.org 103 points 3 months ago

I love Hans Zimmer but after what he did to my car

I thought this comment was about to go in a very different direction

[-] konalt@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Never letting Hans borrow my car after he used it as an instrument in an orchestral arrangement of Yankee Doodle Dandy

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[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Zimmer was hired by BMW to make acceleration and engine noises

Huh, I guess Brian Eno wasn't available.

[-] ImADifferentBird 13 points 3 months ago
[-] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

I would add Elton John and Tom Hanks, but if I look too deeply they may secretly be British Nazis working for the Queen to overthrow the American government...

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago
[-] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

It might be an unpopular opinion, but it doesn't make him a monster. His reasoning for it is that he doesn't want to cause more harm.

Locking people up isn't right either but he is entitled to a point of view

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

It might be an unpopular opinion, but it doesn't make him a monster. His reasoning for it is that he doesn't want to cause more harm.

Sure it doesn’t make him a monster. It isn’t going to make me stop loving his music. But it does make me question his judgement.

He’s an addict, so he needs to avoid things that may trigger his addictive habits. He talks about weed leading to worse drugs. But not everyone is an addict.

I’ve been using weed for like, fifteen years. Have never been tempted to try anything harder. Most people I know who partake are the same way. Making weed illegal because addicts might go on to try harder drugs is ridiculous in a world with alcohol in it.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

Reducing other's freedoms because they're bad for you is something I'd consider evil. People should be allowed to make choices for themselves. If you think they're harmful than you should try to educate people, but you shouldn't try to make them having a choice (which you were allowed to make) illegal.

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[-] frank@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 months ago

Tom Morello is based as hell

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

I've heard Dave Grohl is pretty ok?

[-] Kingofthezyx@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago
[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

I knew it was too good to be true

[-] Toldry@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I remember when in 2018 there was an uproar against Trump using that language

President Donald Trump referred to Haiti and African nations as "shithole countries" during a meeting with a bipartisan group of senators

The U.N. human rights office said the comments, if confirmed, were "shocking and shameful" and "racist,"

[source]

I'm not surprised to see Lemmy embrace and adopt Trump's language, so long as it's aimed at countries y'all dislike, and so long as it fits y'all's agenda

[-] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

Trump didn’t invent this expression. Also any country that still cut heads is a shithole. Have a nice day.

[-] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I have never been to KSA so I'll refuse to take a position on the nation but Trump is hardly the originator of that phrase. He's just the classless idiot who used it on mic. If you are actually fluent in English it would be really weird to think this is "Trump's language"

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[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 77 points 3 months ago

🎵 …and the bone saw’s red glare

the screams filling the air

the sawing of limbs

and the blood everywhere

O say does that bonesaw in hand yet wave?… 🎵

[-] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 months ago

He does have a very Hans-off approach to writing music.

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[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 65 points 3 months ago

I thought the guy was honourable.

[-] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 39 points 3 months ago

From what I can tell, it seems like he takes credit for most of the work of his protégés. See: the DaVinci Code Soundtrack, for which he only wrote the main theme, or the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack, for which... You guessed it, he only wrote the main theme.

[-] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

And that Pirates theme is just a rehash of his theme for The Rock a few decades earlier

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[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

Well, did he give feedback or other input for the other songs of the soundtracks? Like, was he the leader and the others worked for him, or did he have no say in what the others did?

[-] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

So, compare this contemporary review, which makes it clear (including a quote from Zimmer himself!) that while Zimmer, Djawadi, and others contributed leitmotifs and notes, the majority of composition was Badelt's. Now consider Zimmer's website's description, which invariably paints himself as the main composer of nearly every track, even claiming the title of primary composer, and seems to erase the contributions of Badelt at every opportunity.

So, I take any claims of Zimmer's greatness with a giant salt lick. I originally read another source (which I now am unable to locate) that claimed the only thing Zimmer wrote for the DaVinci Code was the main theme motif, much like "He's a Pirate" for the first pirates movie. I now generally assume that anything excellent "composed" by Zimmer was some other collaborator's work, Zimmer offered a chord or two, then used his ill-gotten fame to bully the less-famous collaborators to accept the title of second fiddle while Zimmer mimes the Solo in the spotlight.

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[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 months ago

I used to really like the guy...

[-] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I’ve always heard he’s kinda of a dick to work with

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[-] Tagger@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Wow, well, fuck that guy ... shame

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 months ago
[-] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

I would be down for a national anthem that sounded like a movie trailer. Opens with BWAAAAHMMMMM. Then another. Then narrator in a grisled and wise voice starts in, "We're not a good country. We've done horrible things." BWAAAAAHMMMMMM!

[-] FireWire400@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

He evidently does need the money, huh...

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

I always fucking knew this guy was a fucking hack. Fuck Hans zimmer.

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 3 months ago
[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

"Uncharted"

Weird news!

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 months ago

Oof. Well, for his sake I hope he gets it right 🪚

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

After reading the article it sounds much less oniony. He was hired to make a new arrangement of the existing anthem, not compose a new one.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

A new arrangement of an existing anthem is literally what rework means.

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