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[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 96 points 6 months ago

Sorry, I just don't feel like body shaming is the best we can do.

[-] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Man got hairplugs and said "yknow what time to be a shit bird"

[-] FundMECFSResearch 2 points 6 months ago
[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 93 points 6 months ago

His transphobia makes sense now. He hates himself.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

He just wants to be like us.

Hating him.

[-] mEEGal@lemmy.world 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

tread carefully,

he's the reichest man on earth

[-] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago

Too bad this doesn't translate as well audibly.

But I lol'd.

[-] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 months ago

It does if you know German, at least to me.

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

And he's still got them bitch tits and that dorky, unintimidating little scowl.

Fuckin dweeb could pay trainers and dieticians and coaches to follow him around all day.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 6 points 6 months ago

I get the pun, but it's only him that says he's the richest man on earth

Regardez ici, c'est un français, actuellement

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World%27s_Billionaires

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

come at me.

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 34 points 6 months ago
[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Wait wait. You haven't even seen him without a shirt on.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

His boyfriend is cute! Skipped leg day though.

[-] FediNeko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

Man he needs sun..

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I've said this before. As the child of someone who's consistently used illicit performance enhancing drugs: this is what happens when you take steroids without estrogen blockers

Your body will notice the significant uptick in testosterone and will try to "offset" it by giving you a proportionate amount of ~~testosterone~~ estrogen

To anybody curious why he isn't big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 months ago

To anybody curious why he isn't big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle

Damn it, I knew I forgot something.

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Was the supposed to be “by giving you a proportionate amount of estrogen”? … because I’m confused.

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

I mean, he's not exactly a slim guy. Can't it also just be because he's a bit overweight?

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Yes (especially from just this photo), if it weren't for the odd shape of his chest in that beach photo. That one is indicative of HGH without any exercise

I could 100% be wrong, but that's what it looks like to me

[-] levzzz@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago
[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

Lmfao why does he smile upside down?Imagine being the richest idiot on the planet and having no charisma

[-] StopTouchingYourPhone@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Zuckerberg is the same. Spoilt rotten, sooking over every little moment.

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

For those claiming to be upset about body shaming in this specific instance, nazis believe they are literally genetically superior specimens - that's like one of the main parts of their deal. It's party of why they perpetually want to SLAUGHTER millions of people, to rid the world of what they see as less superior genes in the pool.

Therefore, it is HIGHLY appropriate in this case to point out, frequently and with enthusiasm, that elmo is a very divorced and bloated potato, soaked overnight in a bath of drugs and one of those middle school colognes that you wear because you desperately hope people will like you more if you wear it - ketamine and kool water.

So it's not at all inappropriate to point out that the world's international shame, our oddly lumpy elmo and his be-diapered old vice president, are tremendously far from a physical fitness ideal condition. They are infact, very proud membersof the Master Race (to Krispy Kreme). So feel free to confine to state that he is certainly a member of the Master bRACEsiere or that he takes his Master raICE CREAM with extra nachos on top - fuck nazis, without exception, and the people who apologize on their behalf.

My heart goes out to you.

[-] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 14 points 6 months ago

I've seen this explained before as what happens when you blast steroids and never exercise

[-] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 13 points 6 months ago

Musky melons

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

As I've climbed in age and past twink death it has always been my goal not to get dad tits

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 months ago

The Hitler you get when you order off wish.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 6 months ago

Gold = command and operations
Blue = science and medical
Red = engineering, security and communications

and now we have:

Puce = garbage detail

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

He’s got a matronly glow here

He just finished pumping his hate milk from his mammaries

[-] Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 months ago

Nice tits, bro!

[-] uxia@midwest.social 7 points 6 months ago

imagine how terrible he would look if he wasn't the richest man in the world

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

You must measure what the tits angle of divergence is.

Its irrelevant buy I always wanted to say something like that.

[-] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago
[-] sp451@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 months ago

Elon horny?!

[-] harmsy@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Cursed pokies.

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Very casual manner for a president to dress.

[-] Manalith@midwest.social 5 points 6 months ago

Trying to copy Zelensky. Same colour and everything.

[-] resin85@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago
[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 months ago

Eww... Why?

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Looks like some good bean dip there.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 months ago

Truly no justice but what we make if a tottering pile of wet shit like this get blessed by our lord with such a meaty pair of nips.

[-] other_cat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Stop giving him attention, god

this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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