I really wanted to post a picture from the trashy rapper album K-Flex "Wash yo ass" but im on a work network right now...
i invite you to look it up though.
I would like to counter with Del the Funky Homosapien and the song If You Must.
We used to start morning meetings with an icebreaker question at my old job. A friend had just watched “You’re the Worst” and was inspired to say, “raise your hand if you don’t wash your legs in the shower.”
About half of us raised our hands. The non-washers insisted that gravity caused the soap to wash your legs and feet. We leg washers were not convinced, and a little grossed out, but we were all really surprised to learn the other side of the argument.
I scrub my legs about 50 percent of the time. Doesn't feel like they get as dirty as upper half. I do scrub my feet though.
It's ether wash or scrub, but for the entire body. What psycho scrubs the torso but not the legs or who washes the torso and scrubs the legs? You people are both weird.
"Used to start meetings with icebreakers"
Did they stop after the leg washing question or was it something even more controversial?
"Should Nazis be allowed to run the government?" - surprisingly controversial recently, and a definitive end to the meeting, if not the whole practice.
Usually they were pretty innocuous. Smooth or crunchy peanut butter, is a hot dog a sandwich, is cheesecake a pie, Marvel or DC, Star Wars or Star Trek, The Stones or The Beatles, etc.
Everything is everything.
I don't understand, pigs in blankets are wrapped in bacon, they should be a type of salad. Why would you use pastry?
might wanna see a doctor about that
Up here, in Wyoming, it gets so cold and dry that if you don't scrub the dead skin off your legs regularly, your skin will crack. It can get very painful.
Maybe try living in a place that doesn't require regular skin sacrifices?
That has nothing to do with dry skin on your legs.
If this is bro saying he doesn’t wash his ass, or his worry is because he knows his ass is stanky, then I have no idea how she’s put up with him this long.
I remember in the olden days of reddit where there was this huge thread where many people didnt wash their ass because it was "gay" or gross. I think it started with a thread about someone telling men to also wash their balls because they stink too.
Water is a terrible lubricant too, I dont recommend for seggsy time.
My old wrestling coach once felt he had to remind us to "wash behind the balls."
Cleanse the taint, as it were
You gotta get your gooch!!
Not tiktok. Stop self censoring.
they said "ass" so I doubt that was the intention
Oh, shut up.
Secks-c
Not tiktok. Stop self censoring
I can say whatever the fuck i want. We said seggsy way before the hot garbage that is tiktok existed and you can't "stop" me
Some of the euphemisms are also just plain funnier. Committing sudoku for example is top kek.
Gotta get some silicone lube for shower sexy time
it always starts with "be a dear and wash your ass," then it moves on to "i need you to drive me to the hospital," and "stop fucking my sister"
One of yous is gonna be cold with the other gets the shower water
That's not the problem because you can just cuddle to warm up. The problem is when one of yous likes the water hotter than the other.
This is the real reason to be scared. She’s gonna hog that hot water and he’s gonna freeze! Showering together seems so sexy and romantic in the movies but it’s actually just really awkward and uncomfortable!
Maybe it’s better if you got some kind of rich person giant luxury shower! Wait, of course it’s better!
The actual real threat is the temperature of the water.
If there was a "guaranteed to mutilate, superheated water vapor" option some women I've known would choose it.
They’re basically showering under the steam wand of a giant espresso machine!
There are worse things in life than having your ass washed by someone who loves you. Bonus points for the reach around handy.
If she wanted to wash your ass, she would have asked you to step outside and hosed you down with a garden hose with your clothes still on.
She's going to have to teach him the basics of the English language first.
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