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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 85 points 13 hours ago

Pizza itself didn't touch the floor, it's still good.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 48 points 13 hours ago

Doesn't even matter.
The 5-second-rule timer pauses while you're unconscious.

[-] lolola 20 points 13 hours ago

There's no way to know how long it's been once you wake up, so you can just round down to zero.

[-] Trilobite@lemm.ee 9 points 11 hours ago

Looks like someone already grabbed a piece

[-] Menagerie@pawb.social 8 points 8 hours ago

Actually, most of the women inside my head look like the middle one.

[-] TotallynotJessica 41 points 13 hours ago

Inside of me?

[-] introvertcatto 18 points 14 hours ago

Disappointed emo bride who is sleepy Italian? Correct me if I said something wrong which I probably did.

[-] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

I too have a very odd kind of schizophrenia! But my other me only controls my cock and don’t misunderstand me, the other me is an asshole!!! Was banned from multiple primary schools bec of him!

[-] luciole@beehaw.org 3 points 12 hours ago

...and they are all so fucking done with this shit

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