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[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 56 points 3 months ago

I'd eat the fuck out of that pizza and I am lactose intolerant.

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 months ago

For all intensive purposes excuse me while I kiss this guy.

[-] Neptr 16 points 3 months ago

How insensitive! Lactose are people too.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

I'm lactose too and my wife would chancla the shit outta me then make me sleep outside for a week. Might be worth it though, looks tasty.

[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm lactose too

Watch out for @TommySoda@lemmy.world then. They won't tolerate you.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I've witnessed this self defeating behavior in a number of LI sufferers.

I'm beginning to believe they enjoy the gastrointestinal distress as much as they enjoy eating cheese.

[-] tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago

Least cheese-loving lactose intolerant human

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 49 points 3 months ago

My ancestors shit themselves for millennia so I could consume the amount of dairy I do today. It would be a disgrace not to each so much cheese.

[-] cardboardchris@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago
[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Bone ape tit

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 months ago

Does Lemmy have a bone Apple Tea group? We need one if not.

[-] FundMECFSResearch 17 points 3 months ago

Isn’t cheese not usually very high in lactose.

To be fair when I say the word cheese I have no idea if it’s equivalent to whatever the fuck american fast food places call cheese.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Every pizza chain in the US uses low moisture reduced fat mozzarella or a similar mozzarella romano blend of cheese shreds. I've worked at all of the major chains, and a few of the minor ones.

[-] FundMECFSResearch 7 points 3 months ago

Hmm well the Mozarella they sell here in Switzerland is extremely low lactose, but again I do not know if this is equivalent to what is called mozarella in the US.

I remember seeing cheese called “Gruyere” in the US which would be literally banned for false advertising in europe because it has nothing to do with actual gruyere.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Well I never worked at any of the commissaries, so I don't know how it is made. The raw product tastes like real cheese, but I suppose with enough food chemistry you could fake that.

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[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Fresh cheese is high in lactose. Aged cheese is not.

Depends on the type of cheese and if they they have any unusual processing involved.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 months ago

lack toes in toddler ants

Lactose intolerance.

I had to read that fragment of a sentence way too many times to make the slightest sense of it.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 3 months ago

I swear why do people try spelling it like that??????

As in, using real words to pronounce another word as if it was Japan with kanji

[-] melooone@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I see it so often with so many different words, I kinda got used to it.

  • Bone apple tea -> Bon Appétit
  • Hippocrip -> Hypocrite
  • Bone Jaw -> Bonjour
  • Sauce -> Source
  • Hippocrip -> Hypocrite
  • Artistic -> Autistic
  • Parmesan -> Parma jawn
  • Pasghetti -> Spaghetti
[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I don't know! I honestly do not know!

[-] Nexy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 3 months ago

I like my cheese with a bit of pizza

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 months ago

Is Domino even using real cheese?
I tried their "pizza" once and it was barely stomachable
Maybe it's better in the USA than in Europe, but I can't imagine why this is a successful chain.
It's not even cheap...

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 10 points 3 months ago

IMO in the US it's the best of the national chains. But I know it's pretty different overseas.

[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 3 months ago

It's okay to be wrong

[-] A7thStone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Would you like some sauce with your sugar?

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 8 points 3 months ago

Dominos is disgusting. It's basically the McDonald's of pizza. Honestly, I avoid all pizza chains and get wood-fired pizza at a local wine bar. Ooh and I just bought a pizza stone, gonna learn to make them myself!

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Careful. Next comes the pizza oven. After that, never enjoying pizza out again.

(as a friend would have me believe at least)

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 5 points 3 months ago

You don't even need a pizza stone, I use a granite tile I got at the home improvement store

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago

in my experience just a regular metal oven pan is enough, like yeah it won't look exactly like a wood fired pizza but i for one don't generally fucking look at the bottom of the pizza as i am too busy eating it

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 3 points 3 months ago

A pizza stone gives you a super crisp bottom crust while leaving the middle chewy

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[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago

i will never understand this pizza elitism, even a fucking frozen pan pizza (which is the sloppiest of slop) is not actually bad..

[-] nelly_man@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

They used to be awful, and in 2009, they ran an ad campaign explaining as much and informing you that they've changed.

My understanding is that they are much better now, but I've not eaten there since then, so I'm not sure. Either way, maybe Domino's Europe is only loosely affiliated and still uses the old shit.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

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[-] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

I had dominos in india and the US, and let me tell you, it's way better in the US.

[-] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Reminder that Domino retracted from Italy

[-] PaintedSnail@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Around me, Domino's is good enough emergency pizza, and cheap enough if you use one of their coupon deals and pick it up yourself.

On a scale of 0 being a cockroach pit and 10 being a mom and pop shop in Chicago, they're about a 5.5. It would be better if they cut down on the salt.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago

Something makes me want to step in it.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

One sec let me register

[-] chrislowles@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Someone call Jack we got some material for a new YGS, also holy shit that's a lot of cheese.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

YGS

yokel game store

[-] prex@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago

You'll be having cheese dreams tonight.

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[-] swab148@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago
[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Double it and give it to the next person

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

Is this cheese with pizza?

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 4 points 3 months ago

cheesezzawich???

[-] Koyaanisqatsi@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Lack toes intolerance

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