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[-] iii@mander.xyz 183 points 2 months ago

Clown egg number state

Ez 👍

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago

Correct horse battery staple

[-] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 months ago

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY PASSWORD?!

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

It only shows it to you. The rest of us all just see ******. 👍

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago
[-] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

hunter2 <--- see? I copied and pasted what you wrote. You see your password here, but we just see asterisks.

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

It Egg Even States

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

*eggs *numbers

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[-] can@sh.itjust.works 81 points 2 months ago

Dude, don't spoil it in the title. You're better than this.

And so is Lemmy! You can edit titles.

[-] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

holy i didn't realize that it was in the title

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Pennywise eggs every other state

[-] yboutros@infosec.pub 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oml I thought it was Clown~~s~~ ~~don't~~ doesn't even phase [me]

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh, that one is very good! Wish I had thought of that.

Edit: Although, how did you get "don't" from the eggs?

[-] yboutros@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago

Ahh jumped one step too far from dozen -> doesn't -> dont

[-] ZMonster@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

My friend, Thank you for this. It gives me no hope for society every time I hear someone say "it, the clown" - but you gave me a "pennywise" in the first reply I read. Hope restored.

[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 3 points 2 months ago

Clown eggs pairs states

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[-] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

Clown pointing at me, a dozen of eggs, even numbers, states of matter

It's no wonder why this song is so catchy!

[-] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 2 months ago

Just to check, is this loss?

[-] sem 13 points 2 months ago

(Snape voice) Always.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Not this time

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

For the chicken.

[-] kittenzrulz123 2 points 2 months ago

Always has been

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[-] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago
[-] pitaya@lemm.ee 24 points 2 months ago

It eggs even states

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago

Click here if you don't understand

  1. IT
  2. Dozen
  3. Even
  4. Matter
[-] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

Click here if you still don't get it"I tried so hard and got so far but in the end, it doesn't even matter" are part of the lyrics to the song "In the End" by American rock band Linkin Park.

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 11 points 2 months ago

Click here if you're a true idiot

"IT Dozen Even Matter" sounds like "it doesn't even matter" from the lyric

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah that's what I was stuck on... I'm disappointed in myself.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That's okBecsuse in the end...

[-] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Is that a Linux joke? 🦎

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[-] Saleh@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

What does the Clown have to do with IT?

[-] ZMonster@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Not sure if serious, but the clown's name is "Pennywise" from the tv movie adaptation of Stephen King's novel, It. Though "It" refers to the creature, the clown that it primarily takes the form of is named, Pennywise.

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[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

Clown eggs numbers matter?!

[-] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

Clown egg number phase.

[-] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

Jester carton powers of two states

[-] jh29a 14 points 2 months ago
[-] maniii@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Clown eggs 2-times-table physics???

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[-] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It
Dozen (read: doesn't)
Even
(states of) Matter

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

you've reminded me of an old joke that is only tangentially- and quite ephemerally- relevant.

Do you know why, in the Business Professionals Baseball League, the Accountants always win?

because the last time they lost, they started chanting " 2, 4, 5, 8, Who do we Depreciate!"

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

So they only succeeded with plasma, near absolute zero condensates, and strange matter?

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I tried so hard and got so far but in the end pointing clown holding balloons twelve white eggs in a box 246810 gas liquid solid.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Didn't even need the image puzzle to figure out the lyrics bruh

[-] poopgood@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
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