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[-] ElectroLisa 69 points 1 month ago

"I'm straight but shit happens"

[-] azi@mander.xyz 55 points 1 month ago

—bicurious scat fetishist

[-] Hexarei@programming.dev 53 points 1 month ago

I'd like to return one mental image, please

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 month ago
[-] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

They didn't give me one 😭

[-] Hexarei@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

No but I don't even need my money back, man. You can just dispose of it for me tbh

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

i'm sorry but we're not allowed to handle hazardous material, company policy. And i'm afraid there's no facility in the area yet that handles disposing of it either, you'll just have to hold onto it.

[-] verdare@beehaw.org 34 points 1 month ago

Bold words for the one who gets pinned down later on.

[-] desktop_user 10 points 1 month ago

what's the source, if I may ask.?

[-] verdare@beehaw.org 37 points 1 month ago
[-] PeachyMcPeachface 36 points 1 month ago

Japan has insanely long titles for light novels (which was also adopted by manga) in order to get people to pick up books. There's such an influx of light novels the writers starting turning the titles into summaries.

[-] Nelots@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] prole 8 points 1 month ago

Part way through reading that title, my brain instinctively tried to "Chuck Tingle" it.

Backstabbed in the butt by my own butt in a Backwater Dungeon..."

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

Its the ultimate "Dont judge a book by its cover" counter system. Its kinda odd but i honestly dont mind it unless it spoils too much.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nah, it's a limitation of the main platform that forces that. What was it again, they have nowhere to place a description so they have to use the title for that to get readers.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

which i would get if they weren't all minor variations upon the exact same thing, like come on give me a light novel title that sounds like lord of the rings

[-] PeachyMcPeachface 1 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure this was a joke but The Faraway Paladin is an isekai that seems VERY inspired by, if not derivative of, The Hobbit.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Nice read btw.

[-] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 24 points 1 month ago
[-] mke@programming.dev 21 points 1 month ago

This a shitpost in a humor community, so I'm probably over thinking it... But from the very first time I saw that text, it felt a bit like a heterosexual man joking that his dick would fix a lesbian. Not a huge fan. This version with an anime background somehow makes it worse.

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago
[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 month ago

MACARONI in a POT.

[-] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
[-] DogWater@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Ahh yes rape and sexual assault

[-] uriel238 7 points 1 month ago

I can't speak to the context but assuming this is not a reverse lesbian cure with porn latitude, there is the possibility of situational sexuality, most evident in:

  • Prisons
  • Traditional (men only) navies
  • Gender-isolated schooling
  • Cloistered communities where celebacy is mandated.

So the non-rapey possibility is that they're isolated from men for long enough for attitudes to change.

Here in western (Christianity-informed) society our squeamishness about sexuality only exacerbates the effects of situational sexuality. The Navy will literally awaken your gay. (assuming you have a normal libido.)

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

There's women on ships now so the Navy gets the same brand of "Deployment Goggles" the Army and Marines have been using.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I am bow tie pasta

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