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[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 97 points 6 days ago

I'm currently vacationing in Japan and have slimmed down a lot in just a week of walking, eating smaller healthier meals, and taking the train everywhere. America has a truly fucked standard of living. I don't want to go back to driving and eating shitty oversized unhealthy meals while also tipping.

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Vacationing in Italy was the same - smaller, healthier meals, lots of walking - I felt great and didn't have the shits once on a 2 week trip. It's a daily thing at home.

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[-] Earflap@reddthat.com 23 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Wait until anon discovers a hamburger with a glazed donut for a bun and the entire thing is deepfried.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

served with a side drink of milkshake with double cream on it

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 74 points 6 days ago

visit America
get shot
bystanders start clapping

[-] novaloss@vegantheoryclub.org 11 points 6 days ago

Don't forget to tip the shooter.

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 50 points 6 days ago

Anyone who looks at the U.S. and thinks it's a fucked up country because of the food just isn't paying attention.

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago

It may not be the only issue but it is definitely on the list.

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[-] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago

The food stands out. Like Australia has too many fat people too, but our restaurants don't cater to them like America's - don't try to feed everyone a meal suited to a 200kg man trying for 300.

[-] Rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

Most of the food comes from fast food along stroads. It is a core part of the problem. The education system is probably the root, but I wouldn't expect a tourist to understand that.

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[-] Trantarius@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 6 days ago

Big food is kind of a marketing thing in America. Restaurants want to give their customers more " bang for their buck" (or at least appear to), but they don't want to lower prices. Instead, they increase portions. This has lead to a size arms race where every restaurant wants to claim they have the biggest food in town. This is especially the case for burger joints. It doesn't matter to the restaurant if customers eat all their food, since they pay for all of it either way. I'm guessing Americans are more culturally susceptible to this marketing tactic, since bigger-is-better is common here, and hence things have been taken further than in other countries.

This seems to be another case of someone throwing reason out the door for the sake of insulting Americans. There is no way you would be getting "shit eating grins" for ordering a kids meal. And if your large burgers are smaller than a kids meal, you either have very little size variation, or the small would be like a single bite.

[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yeah, that worker is one of two in the entire restaurant. She has to take your order plus the five behind you, the drive-thru orders, make fries, bag it all up, take your monkey, clean tables, make coffee, refill the ketchup/soda/milkshake/yogurt contraptions with their various bags of sugary goo, restock counters/tables with all the varied plastic and paper geegaws, take out the trash, stock the walk-in, clean the bathrooms somebody sprayed with liquid shit, then count out and get to her other job by 3pm so she can then do it all again tomorrow. She doesn't give a fuck what anyone orders, it's just a blur of colors and lower back pain.

If she makes a face it's probably the best she can do to fake a smile because you might be a secret shopper who is going to ding her points for not saying, "Welcome to McDonald's Home of the McFlurry™ now with DoubleStuff™ Oreo™, what can I get started for you today because It Just Tastes Better!!℠" with the proper amount of obsequiousness.

There's plenty of reasons to hate the hellscape, no reason for anon to invent some.

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[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

They didn't give you a pack of cigarettes with your meal? How un-yurapeein!

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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 29 points 6 days ago

I REALLY wish they would have went to Five Guys.

Guy 3/5: fills 32 ounce cup with fresh hot, salt slathered fries. Drops cup in a large bag. Takes another full scoop of the fries and throws them in the bag. Easily 4-5 potatoes worth.

The cup of fries should be 1300 calories, they easily put twice as many in. That's a daily food intake worth of calories for the side alone.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The calorie count is accurate for what they give you, not what fits in the cup. They just use a cup that's way too small to trick you into thinking they're giving you more than what you paid for.

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[-] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

Falsified and homosexual. No Yuroopeens allowed

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Americans shop for calories per dollar.

Please don't look at why they do that, we're the best country ever!

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

It's the gateway drug to insulin. Corn syrup infused fats, no vitamins or any other important stuff.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Changing $12 for what is functionally agricultural waste product is so fucking funny.

Ground beef is what's left on the cow after all the choice bits have been carved off. The bun is so thick with preservatives most organisms literally can't eat it. The sauces are just colored corn syrup. The produce is bottom of the barrel.

This isn't food, it's industrial runoff. You'd eat better picking through the trash of a real grocery store.

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[-] Zementid@feddit.nl 17 points 6 days ago

Ragebait, am European, love American Food!

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 18 points 6 days ago

In Europe, the portions are European sized. In the US, they are whale-sized.

[-] Zementid@feddit.nl 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

In Europe you pay 20€ for a semi decent micro Burger some Hipster slaps together, wearing black Nitrile Gloves thinking his shitty minimalistic "Burger-~~Shop~~Artisery" will become the next big joint.

I think both cultures have their issues when it comes to food. Europeans are just more pretentious about it.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago

America has pretentious, expensive burger joints though, and Europe has fast food. The real battle isn't "American vs. European", it's "the people in power vs the people that aren't", in both places. Trying to draw divides like "Europeans are more pretentious about their food" is just a distraction from that.

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[-] scytale@lemm.ee 16 points 6 days ago

I don’t even think the stereotypical giant american burger is a thing anymore unless you go to places that specifically market a special large burger. Now a $12 burger is just regular sized. And an $18 “artisanal” burger has a thin disc of meat and is taller than it is wide.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

I think the point here is that "regular" for Americans is not the same as "regular" for Europeans.

A European "large drink" in a fastfood restaurant is 500ml. In the US, 473ml is a small one.

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[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

the "tiny" burgers like the $5 biggie bag at Wendy's is the perfect amount of food. jr bacon cheeseburger, small fries, 4 piece nugget, drink.

THATS normal portion, even if it's not healthy, not a 1/2 lb double cheeseburger 6 inches in diameter, 3 inches thick and a 32oz bucket of cola.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Where the hell are yall getting burgers at? Every fastfood place near me serves anemic, poorly prepared burgers that are not worth the cost for taste and only rarely worth the time investment when it's near midnight and I need to absorb the alcohol in my stomach

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[-] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago

Isn't that still over half your daily calories needed in your "normal portion"?

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 13 points 6 days ago

I was curious so i just checked. Assuming the drink is water and there's no dipping sauce or sauces added to the burger, it comes to 760 calories (macros are 44g fat, 63g carbs, 31g protein). That's definitely more than half of my daily calories, but I'm a middle-aged 5'0" lady. Still, that's a huge amount of fat, and surprisingly little protein!

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[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago
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