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[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

While I'm not adequate to helicopter, I've never been with a girl ("[mine]" or otherwise) who wasn't fascinated by the mechanisms of the organ. They've definitely all been curious about "the twitch" even though every woman I know does kegels.

I'm not qualified to comment on whether this applies to those who aren't otherwise interested.

[-] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 3 days ago

If your partner can't handle you at your helicopter dick thing then they don't deserve your Co-bum-bo impersonation

[-] Walk_blesseD 20 points 3 days ago

My strapon is too rigid to helicopter ๐Ÿ˜”

[-] duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You can buy floppy ones

Also, now I really want to see someone do that

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

You deserve better

[-] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You spin me right around , right around. Like a record, baby, right around.

[-] cowboydiplomat@startrek.website 2 points 2 days ago

Thank you for quoting the correct version of the song.

Now get off my lawn.

[-] Sasha 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
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