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Anon makes weed eggs
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Clearly he was missing the ham.
indeed, the ham is the most important component in green eggs and ham
Shoulda decarbed in butter first
Cannabutter is the right answer here
That would solve the problem about not getting high, but cannabutter still tastes pretty bad. That's why it's usually hidden in baked goods with stronger flavors like chocolate.
Not really, if you do it properly there is almost 0 taste difference.
After infusing the butter and filtering it through a cheesecloth or coffee filter you have to put it in a pot of boiling water, use at least 5 times more water than cannabutter. Stir it thoroughly for a few minutes, then let it first cool down to room temperature and then put it in the fridge. Since THC is only soluble in fat but not water it will stay inside the butter, but much of the plant material like chlorophyll is water soluble and will get dissolved in the water during this process. In the fridge the butter will solidify on top of the water and you can remove it from the water to have your clarified butter that tastes almost like regular butter
Canna-ghee. Glee, if you will.
I used to put it on toast and sandwiches so,,, to each their own I guess
Use the butter to sauté magic mushrooms and trip balls.
PS.: I have no clue what I’m talking about.
You don't need to decarb in anything, just heat the bud up and you can eat it. The butter is for extraction.
Heating up is for decarboxylization.
That's what they said.
I said the goal, they replied with the technique.
They replied pointing out that the butter is unnecessary, the heat is the part that's needed for decarboxylation
But OP wants to cook it into eggs, and that needs butter anyway.
Yeah exactly. Sometimes I decarb buds and just throw it in pill capsules, no extraction necessary.
I thought he was going to feed the herb to the chickens and then gather their thc-infused eggs.
That's how McDonald's get more people in again. THC infused Egg McMuffin.
Now I want McDonald's for breakfast.
Thanks. I don't have one available on my drive to work so I'm going to be thinking about this all day now.
I hope you're happy.
For a short shining moment in 2020, McDonald's was serving breakfast all day. Never forget what covid took from us
That list is very, very long.
You guys lost all-day breakfast? We still have it in Canada. Limited menu, but it has most things, the only thing that comes to mind that they don't serve all day is hash browns
Yeah they stopped when all the covid restrictions hit and never brought it back. It was only around a few months
Seems most stores that were previously 24 hour have shifted to not being open overnight via the pandemic as well
Just go to your local dispensary and spend $10 for a nice piece of candy.
The way a civilized city should have it.
$20 to get my wife and I high with nice breath (mints) every weekend for a few months. Mind you I do love my dry herb vape for fine tuning my high but yeah it's so affordable
Breath mints!?!???!!!
Hell yeah. We've got what are basically cannabis altoids
Not everyone is free
He does not like them, Sam-I-Am
I just make warm chocolate milk, let the weed stay in there for a bit while heating up, then strain and enjoy. I quite like the grassy undertone in the milk.
Yes my friend made this once and it was the most disgusting thing ever.
Also so strong we'd have a shot and get knocked out.
Could those two be related? We'll never know.
When he said nug, I thought for sure he was going to make 'egg nug'.
Theoretically could you use thc butter or would the heat denature it?
If you want to make decent scrambled eggs you want a low heat on and off with the pan. I reckon it'd be pretty perfect tbh
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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