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Anon makes weed eggs (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 77 points 10 months ago

Clearly he was missing the ham.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 31 points 10 months ago

indeed, the ham is the most important component in green eggs and ham

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 70 points 10 months ago

Shoulda decarbed in butter first

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago

Cannabutter is the right answer here

[-] Godort@lemm.ee 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That would solve the problem about not getting high, but cannabutter still tastes pretty bad. That's why it's usually hidden in baked goods with stronger flavors like chocolate.

[-] Anivia@feddit.org 9 points 10 months ago

Not really, if you do it properly there is almost 0 taste difference.

After infusing the butter and filtering it through a cheesecloth or coffee filter you have to put it in a pot of boiling water, use at least 5 times more water than cannabutter. Stir it thoroughly for a few minutes, then let it first cool down to room temperature and then put it in the fridge. Since THC is only soluble in fat but not water it will stay inside the butter, but much of the plant material like chlorophyll is water soluble and will get dissolved in the water during this process. In the fridge the butter will solidify on top of the water and you can remove it from the water to have your clarified butter that tastes almost like regular butter

[-] i_dont_want_to 4 points 10 months ago

Canna-ghee. Glee, if you will.

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I used to put it on toast and sandwiches so,,, to each their own I guess

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

Use the butter to sauté magic mushrooms and trip balls.

PS.: I have no clue what I’m talking about.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

You don't need to decarb in anything, just heat the bud up and you can eat it. The butter is for extraction.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 9 points 10 months ago

Heating up is for decarboxylization.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago
[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

I said the goal, they replied with the technique.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

They replied pointing out that the butter is unnecessary, the heat is the part that's needed for decarboxylation

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

But OP wants to cook it into eggs, and that needs butter anyway.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah exactly. Sometimes I decarb buds and just throw it in pill capsules, no extraction necessary.

[-] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 60 points 10 months ago
[-] EvergreenGuru@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

I thought he was going to feed the herb to the chickens and then gather their thc-infused eggs.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's how McDonald's get more people in again. THC infused Egg McMuffin.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Now I want McDonald's for breakfast.

Thanks. I don't have one available on my drive to work so I'm going to be thinking about this all day now.

I hope you're happy.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

For a short shining moment in 2020, McDonald's was serving breakfast all day. Never forget what covid took from us

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

That list is very, very long.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

You guys lost all-day breakfast? We still have it in Canada. Limited menu, but it has most things, the only thing that comes to mind that they don't serve all day is hash browns

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah they stopped when all the covid restrictions hit and never brought it back. It was only around a few months

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 10 months ago

Seems most stores that were previously 24 hour have shifted to not being open overnight via the pandemic as well

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 30 points 10 months ago

Just go to your local dispensary and spend $10 for a nice piece of candy.

The way a civilized city should have it.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

$20 to get my wife and I high with nice breath (mints) every weekend for a few months. Mind you I do love my dry herb vape for fine tuning my high but yeah it's so affordable

[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Hell yeah. We've got what are basically cannabis altoids

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Not everyone is free

[-] Darohan@lemmy.zip 16 points 10 months ago

He does not like them, Sam-I-Am

[-] angelmountain@feddit.nl 12 points 10 months ago

I just make warm chocolate milk, let the weed stay in there for a bit while heating up, then strain and enjoy. I quite like the grassy undertone in the milk.

[-] filcuk@lemmy.zip 16 points 10 months ago

Yes my friend made this once and it was the most disgusting thing ever.
Also so strong we'd have a shot and get knocked out.
Could those two be related? We'll never know.

[-] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

When he said nug, I thought for sure he was going to make 'egg nug'.

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Theoretically could you use thc butter or would the heat denature it?

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 1 points 10 months ago

If you want to make decent scrambled eggs you want a low heat on and off with the pan. I reckon it'd be pretty perfect tbh

this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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