Yeah that's why you wash things.
Every man's hand you've ever touched has had a dick in it. Every woman's hand you've touched has been in a vagina.
FELLAS
And every hand has been used to wipe an ass.
What if you’re born quadriplegic does it still count?
Someone would've touched you with their hands so by proxy you've been touched by a person who's had their hands on some kind of genetalia
Every woman's hand you've touched has been in a vagina.
Go on…
This is why I only shake hands with feet, and use my nose to open the vagina.
I mean my hand has touched way more disgusting things and yet I still eat with it. Seems a little too silly.
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!
Fuck
LISTEN! HEAR ME AND OBEY! A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE!
Are you the one in the image?
I live in Britain.
All our mouths are like that.
Can say the same about the forks in my house.
Because I stole them from those restaurants.
the water you drink probably has been in Hitlers mouth and probably contains dinosaur piss. do you care about that?
I used to wash the dishes, at least in Europe it's standard to put all cutlery into 2 dishwashers and after that polish them with a very fine cloth. probably also in the us. (unless you don't tip of course)
There is about 1,260,000,000,000,000,000,000 liter of water on Earth. Lets say Hitler was a pretty good water drinker and on average he ingested 4 liter of water (not just in drinking but also in food). Hitler lived for about 20,454 days and would have ingested about 81,816 of water. Lets say you are a water superfan and live to be 100 years old, then there is a chance of 0.001185845% you will drink some of the water that Hitler drunk at some point.
So it's probably not been in Hitlers mouth. Dinosaur piss I'll leave as an exercise for the reader.
And let's not even get into whether the water molecule is the same two Hs and O that it was when it was in Hitler's mouth. Or, holy hell, what if his water became your muscles! Which, you know, is another possibility.
But molecularly, not just by the liter, the air you breathe is guaranteed to contain a molecule of Caesar’s last breath from when he was stabbed with every breath we take. There’s way more air than water, so it stands to reason that not only are you drinking water that Hitler has drunk, you’re drinking Hitler’s pee! And Alex Trebek’s pee, I suppose.
So it’s probably not been in Hitlers mouth. Dinosaur piss I’ll leave as an exercise for the reader.
I'm on it. Dinosaurs lived for millions of years, so if we assume at least one dinosaur per year, there were likely at least a million dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are also very big. This means they probably stored a lot of pee. How much pee? Based on their size, probably at least a gallon or more. So now you've got 1 million gallons of dinosaur pee. With 8.025 billion people on Earth, that's roughly 1/2 teaspoon of dinosaur pee for every living human!
I don't think I've seen them polished after every wash
In the US it depends if the restaurant is considered fine dining. High class places absolutely polish their silverware, and the staff hates it. Probably every day, or two rather than every wash for the average utensil.
ah I see. my family doesn't go to fancy restaurants often lol
where I used to work they did
Dishwasher bruh.
That is the dishwasher.
Bro your fork was burried in fucking rocks and dirt with this logic
Every Drop you drink is contaminated or once was,.. pee. And Mythbusters proofed that poop-dust is everywhere.
Universal comprehensive healthcare would help.
I'll take "things I wasn't actively considering and wished I could unlearn" for 1000, Alex.
stop all of you
I would also want to go through a restaurant grade dishwasher after touching a mouth like that
"Hurm hurm hurm, at my favorite restaurant? Hah! Scum like that can't afford it!"
Or
"What? Naw, we use disposable forks" at my favorite restieraunts"
Hmm... If we want to stretch something further... How do I know water that I drink is something new or clean instead of treated water, pure water or even perhaps dinosaur piss that has been filtered from underground soil long long time ago? 🤔😳
I don't really mind this thought
What's disturbing is the thought that there are some restaurants that we've al visited that may or may not have properly cleaned their utensils before giving them to you to use. Which means there is a tiny chance that the fork you use at a restaurant may have been in the mouth of the person in the picture.
thanks a lot brits
Our teeth are healthy, just crooked and not bizarrely white.
Edit; changed a word.
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