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[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 225 points 1 week ago

I've googled it for you: she's going to be green for 28 to 45 days.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago

So, maybe 28 Days Later?

[-] MrVilliam@lemm.ee 118 points 1 week ago

Now we know the answer to "why is Gamora?"

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[-] db2@lemmy.world 100 points 1 week ago

Captain Kirk has entered the chat.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 76 points 1 week ago

Fuck it, I'd just stay in costume. At least it'd be accurate.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Switch it up by dressing as a lawyer on some days and wearing a purple sports top and bottoms on others.

EDIT: What about Zombie Chic? I think it might cause more trouble for her than the other options.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Nah I expect to de-green at a different rate in different body parts. Go as Michael Jackson having too much weed. Be green vitiligo.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago
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[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago

Good timing, in December she can make some extra money as the grinch

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

I will bet money theres a young child that will point and go "dad look its the grinch"

[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 47 points 1 week ago

If I were going to use a dye on my skin for something like this, I would first test it out on a small patch of skin some place where nobody's ever going to see it, like on my penis.

[-] VonReposti@feddit.dk 22 points 1 week ago

I think you'll need a bigger patch of skin to actually see the results.

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Do the whole unit and if something goes wrong tell the doc you fucked Shrek.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I'd worry about making a mess. What's the smallest eyedropper they sell?

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 40 points 1 week ago

Hit the gym. Awaken the she hulk.

[-] LiamTheBox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Don't forget the twerking

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[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 week ago

guys I'm pretty sure that's just gamora, leave her be

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Imagine all the confused racists.

And the chlorophyll cat-calling.

Also, ... she on tinder?

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Dying yourself for the premiere of a movie you're not even in is wild to me.

[-] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago
[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Nah, not at all. I love cosplay and the media that comes with it. I'm sure she dressed up, but I just think dying your self green for a movie seen in the dark is crazy. Not that she deserves to be the green giant for it.

But I also don't leave the house 😅

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Sometimes people wear things for themselves.

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[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 22 points 1 week ago

Oh, orcs are real now? Can we get dwarves next

[-] emmanuel_car@fedia.io 19 points 1 week ago

I have some very good news for you…

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 8 points 1 week ago

God I wish dwarves were real

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

[-] weker01@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Brothers of the mine rejoice.

Swing, swing, swing with me!

Raise your pick and raise your voice.

Sing, sing, song with me!

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's not easy bein' green

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

Dye your hair red.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Damn it's one of them green women from Star Trek. Is she single?

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[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 16 points 1 week ago

Hulk smash!

[-] repungnant_canary@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

"We love unregulated markets" - we say in unison

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago

Watch out for the notorious Gobbo lovers

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Isn't that basically the whole point of a dye? If you didn't want permanent you'd go with makeup.

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[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

NGL, kind of like the look.

[-] Tin 10 points 1 week ago

Buy more of the perma-dye to get the spots you didn't dye because they were under your clothes. If you're going to be permanently green, go full body.

[-] Old_Yharnam@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Why not just…IDK…watch the damn movie?

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[-] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Buy a fucking hoodie lady.

*sorry internet, I meant to say "don't do anything to help with the thing you are complaining about, take more pics and continue whining about it on social media".

[-] protist@mander.xyz 52 points 1 week ago

The ability and willingness to laugh at yourself is evidence of self-awareness and intelligence.

Completely missing the point, and thinking someone laughing at themselves is instead "complaining" or "whining," is evidence of a lack of self-awareness and intelligence.

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[-] Skhate_or_die@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I don't mind your hoodie comment. I'm downvoting for the terrible use of apostrophes in the edit.

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[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

You don't have to be so dramatic.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Did... did she use Rit?

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago
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[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

do they sell skin dye that does that intentionally? cause i know people who'd kill to have their skin permanently be a wacky color or art piece without actually having to tattoo it

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[-] Bruhh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

WHY IS GAMORA!

[-] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Seven years and it will be as good as new.

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