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[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 137 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

AKSHUALLY, LaForge doesn't view through the visor with his eyes, he has special implants that connect directly to his nervous system. It was these implants that allowed the Romulans to subvert him. Because Wesley does not have these implants, *nerd snort* this meme is factually incorrect and makes no sense

[-] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 72 points 7 months ago

Your mom is factually incorrect and makes no sense.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

So's your face makes no sense!

No wait...

So's your face!

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It feeds into those red dots on the sides of his head, right?

[-] ellen_musk_0x@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] makyo@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago

I don't think LaForge is religious

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

But he does worship Dr. Brahms.

[-] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Thank you so much for randomly saying this. I'm not a native English speaker, but listening to an audio book where that expression is sometimes used. I never knew what the fuck temple meant in that context.

I actually thought it might be a euphemism for genitals, virginity, sacrifice at temple or something like that.

I finally understand, I am finally free.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Why he feeding data into his temporal lobe that needs to go to the occipital.

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[-] natecox@programming.dev 106 points 7 months ago

Saw right through that beard too.

[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 74 points 7 months ago

Wait, does that imply the beard's fake, since it didn't see through other hair?

[-] SatyrSack@feddit.org 86 points 7 months ago
[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago
[-] linux2647@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 7 months ago

DS9 Season 3 Episode 9: Defiant

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 24 points 7 months ago
[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 19 points 7 months ago

Because instead of just growing your beard out for a couple of days and trim it to be like Will Rikers, you plaster on some fake sideburns and hope nobody notices. Perfect strategy, I don't know how that would ever not work perfectly.

[-] Lemming421@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

To be fair, no one did notice… until he successfully stole the Defiant, at which point it didn’t matter any more.

[-] jrs100000@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

It could take a couple months to grow out a beard like that...but I thought they had a beam made hair grow or something.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

No. Way. Do you think Eddington had this hairline by choice?

Poor detective work, Javert.

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago
[-] winkly@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago
[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Ironically, his nuts have the tattoo for what he yells when someone rings his office door.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago
[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago

Just "come".

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 29 points 7 months ago

It’s too late; I’ve already seen everything.

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago
[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

What, you assume because there are only two series regulars on the show who are women and only his mom is a redhead that this is... Yeah, you know what, that checks out

[-] princessnorah 5 points 7 months ago
[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Guinan is a recurring character, rather than a series regular.

[-] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Blazin’ Bev

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 7 months ago

The episode where they actually show what Geordie sees through his visor now reminds me of what the world looks like through the pineal gland's 3rd eye in From Beyond.

[-] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago

It. ATE. Him.

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 20 points 7 months ago

Mmmh boomer humor star trek

[-] tetris11@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago
[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago
[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

It wouldn’t be Lemmy without the preteen eyeroll!

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[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago

I love how Picard has a tattoo that says 'engage' down there.

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 7 months ago

You're a man now, Wesley.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

"Joke's on you; I'm into that shit" -- Roddenberry, probably.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

And yet it still censors the naughty bits.

[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

You have to tell the computer to disengage safety protocols.

[-] Archer@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Picard saying Engage every time hits different now

[-] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

Is Beverly carrying a twentieth century clipboard?

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Does he remain erect all the time?

[-] afk_strats@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

That's why they call it the "captain's log"

[-] afk_strats@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago
[-] zloubida@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago
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