https://www.prnewswire.co.uk/news-releases/the-truth-behind-what-s-actually-living-on-our-favourite-statues--880042428.html

Some of the bacteria detected, such as Staphylococcus, can be potentially dangerous and can lead to infections including sepsis, conjunctivitis, cystitis as well as endocarditis. For those with weaker immune systems, hand-washing soon after contact with a monument is advisable.

Wear protection, or straight to horny jail.

People see men fondling a stature: "Hah! What a hilarious pervert." People see a woman stradling a statue: "She must want children."

Hell, people grope testicles on non-human statues.

The Charging Bull in New York City, e.g.

The expression on the first statue's face lmaooo

"Statue Facts Nobody Asked for"

Bro, she literally asked for those facts

Hi it's me, the Victor Noir statue in Paris

Victor Noir - pioneer of huffing

Of course. The French.

He looks like he's enjoying it.

but will mrs proudman get off her high horse? absolutely not. the path to idiocracy has been chosen.