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Statue Facts Nobody Asked For (lemy.lol)
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[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 points 3 minutes ago

https://www.prnewswire.co.uk/news-releases/the-truth-behind-what-s-actually-living-on-our-favourite-statues--880042428.html

Some of the bacteria detected, such as Staphylococcus, can be potentially dangerous and can lead to infections including sepsis, conjunctivitis, cystitis as well as endocarditis. For those with weaker immune systems, hand-washing soon after contact with a monument is advisable.

Wear protection, or straight to horny jail.

[-] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 18 points 4 hours ago

People see men fondling a stature: "Hah! What a hilarious pervert." People see a woman stradling a statue: "She must want children."

[-] crossdl@leminal.space 6 points 4 hours ago

Men need to better communicate their domestic desires in sexual pantomime. Like, do a humping gesture but then do a baby rocking gesture then pretend you're playing catch outside. "I'm trying to make a Little Leaguer here!"

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 48 points 8 hours ago

Hell, people grope testicles on non-human statues.

The Charging Bullpicture of the back half of The Charging Bull statue in NYC, showing the hand-polished scrote in New York City, e.g.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

The expression on the first statue's face lmaooo

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Victor Noir - pioneer of huffing

[-] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 23 points 9 hours ago

Hi it's me, the Victor Noir statue in Paris

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 147 points 12 hours ago

"Statue Facts Nobody Asked for"

Bro, she literally asked for those facts

[-] szczuroarturo@programming.dev 2 points 6 hours ago

Of course. The French.

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 6 points 8 hours ago

He looks like he's enjoying it.

[-] yournamehere@lemm.ee 45 points 14 hours ago

but will mrs proudman get off her high horse? absolutely not. the path to idiocracy has been chosen.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 34 points 12 hours ago

Just need another seat for the saddle. It's also horrible that people do this to Victor's grave.

See, when someone identifies a problem, instead of everyone choosing to do worse, we can all do better.

But it's moot. This is just divisive rage bait from a bot farm. No one cares about either of these people, but it reinforces the "women are crazy feminists" rhetoric that makes it so easy to radicalize young men into incels.

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