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[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 3 days ago

I will never, ever understand how obscenely expensive, poorly made cars sold by a fascist got so damned popular.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 74 points 3 days ago

… with the Model Y in particular, not all vehicles come with manual releases for the rear doors, as Tesla warns in the car's manual. It's unclear if the Model Y involved in the crash was equipped with the emergency feature.

[-] ABCDE@lemmy.world 118 points 3 days ago

not all vehicles come with manual releases for the rear doors

That sounds... Well, fucking stupid.

[-] hannesh93@feddit.org 47 points 3 days ago

But it saves money - and that's certainly more important for Musk than a well-produced vehicle

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago

In the 80s we had this little crank. Car didn't need to be on. Crank wasn't electric. Crank was kid-powered. Your dad just yelled at you. "HEY!!!! ROLL THE WINDOW DOWN BACK THERE!!!! YA LITTLE SHIT!!!"

And you knew it was serious, because cars back then didn't have A.C unless you were rich. So it was 90 degrees and the inside of the car was 110. Because YOU said we should put the reflective cover in the winshield, so it wouldn't get so hot in the car, but nooooooooo, dad said you'd only be a minute in the store. Then you come back out 45 minutes later. Which as you know, in kid time is several weeks. So now it's hot in the car. And the seat vynal is burning your legs, because you wore shorts.

And so you ask if you can just open the car doors for a while before you get in, but noooooooo we got places to be.

And so now you're getting yelled at, to crank both windows down because SOMEONE is being an asshole.

But at least you're not burning in a vehicle with no way out!

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I knew there was a Y in there somewhere. Just every way I tried spelling it looked wrong.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

We would also have accepted "polychloroethene"

[-] venusaur@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So the earth has always been hot…

EDIT: reminder to never again make a bad joke about climate change on liberal social media

[-] BlitzoTheOisSilent@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

I think it was more of a long way to say "manual windows and door handles have worked since cars were invented, why are we reinventing the wheel and introducing new fail points on something like a door handle by making it electric?"

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

We should be asking this with everything, honestly. We don't need an electronic juice bag presser that "needs" to be connected to your wifi in order to work, or a fridge with a giant screen and camera on the inside so you can look at what's in the fridge without gasp opening the door!

[-] Archer@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Juicero we hardly knew ye

[-] BlitzoTheOisSilent@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I agree wholeheartedly, believe me.

I have a lot of socially unpopular opinions regarding how technology has and is progressing, and how dependent we're becoming on all of it.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

manual windows and door handles have worked since cars were invented

Technically untrue: the first cars didn't have doors at all.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Sure, if you think of the car as the earth, the windshield as greenhouse gases, and our political leaders/you as the dad having no idea what the hell they're talking about.

[-] Busyvar@jlai.lu 64 points 3 days ago

As a European i wonder how lack of mechanical opening could pass safety norms.

[-] pfannkuchen_gesicht@lemmy.one 22 points 3 days ago

there is, it'w just not very obvious apparently. Gotta read the manual to know it.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/ETBQdho90xU

https://youtube.com/shorts/XTfg7VQZ8_4

The last one is: remove the liner in the cargo compartment in the door, pop a flap on the bottom and pull the little tab on the cable that comes out. Even of your know, in a full panic it's going to be hard.

Use the metal part of the seat belt to smash the window is going to be easier in panic mode.

[-] bamboo 13 points 3 days ago

That last video is clearly someone at Tesla being maliciously compliant with the safety rules to check off a box and pass inspection. Whoever designed that does not actually care about safety.

[-] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

They do their own safety checks.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago

in 20 years nobody will be buying a tesla because theyll have killed off their repeat buyers

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

When Elon’s DOGE kills the economy, I don’t know who he thinks will be able to buy his shit. Maybe he can sell in Europe.

[-] whithom@discuss.online 9 points 3 days ago

He won’t care, it’s all a game to him. He has already moved on from Tesla. I’d be surprised if a new model came out at this point.

Perhaps people who truly believe they are in a simulation shouldn’t be allowed to play the game.

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I think they will end up just running charging stations eventually and not selling cars

[-] late_night@sopuli.xyz 45 points 3 days ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 75 points 3 days ago

"I'm sorry, Dave. You are not subscribed to Twitter Blue."

[-] asmoranomar@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

"HAL! I need you to understand, Twitter is X now! Please, unlock the damn door!"

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

So can we officially put Teslas down as worse than the Pinto, cause im pretty sure theyve killed more folks than the Pinto and its magic gas tank.

[-] arc@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago

Tesla car doors have manual releases in the front doors but not in the rear doors. Or rather, there are manual releases in the rear doors but they are hidden under a hatch under the rubber matting in the door bins so effectively nobody is going to find them in an emergency. So if your car is on fire and you're injured or panicking & you're unaware about the manual release then you're going to die. Now to be fair, the front manual release in the Tesla model 3/Y is fairly discoverable (it's a handle above the electric windows) but it's not so obvious in older models. The Cybertruck has similar manual releases as the 3/Y but with toughened glass I wonder how long before we see someone drown or burn to death and bystanders were unable to rescue them.

[-] dai@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Aren't the emergency release in some models behind the speaker grills? And others not present unless you have a higher tier package? (Talking about rear doors)

[-] arc@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

I hadn't checked all models but I knew that in the model Y there is a rubber mat in the door bin, that you remove, and under that is a hatch and under that is something you can pull. I had a look at the model X manual and it does seem to be under a panel by the speaker. So either way it is basically impossible for rear occupants (or front occupants who retreat to the back) to open those doors in an emergency.

The simple answer would be to put manual releases front, back and on the hatch. I assume that when a Tesla crashes it isolates the power, so it would also be necessary for things like door locks to automatically disengage, or be disengaged by the manual release otherwise that's no good either.

[-] dai@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I mean, why not have a pre drive safety checklist for every drive in the backseat of a Tesla.

Sadly it would seem their built form over function - handles in plain sight to open the doors in case of an emergency seem to be a no brainer; but I'm not any sort of safety engineer.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Bzzt wrrt bzrrt LIBERALS DETECTED ENGAGING AUTOLOCK ENGAGING SELF DESTRUCT

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago
[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

The Tesla fires will continue until the stock price recovers /s

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Mobile dumpsters with a new trash incinerator feature!

[-] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 18 points 3 days ago

Is this how Elon plans to start the culling. 🤔

[-] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 17 points 3 days ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

I'm not afraid. In order to be locked in a burning tesla,I'd first have to be inside a tesla.

Error: Newfear.exe unable to be unlocked

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

You can't unlock the new fear. You have to read the instructions for the new fear to know how to operate the new fear's manual release.

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