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[-] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago
[-] Seeders@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

What's in that fuzzy area father?

"YOU MUST NEVER GO THERE SIMBA"

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 35 points 1 day ago

...but not the slice of ham/meat/whatever beside it?

distraction 100

[-] weirdboy@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That looks like pickled daikon

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 17 hours ago

The white and pink thing? That's radish alright. It's similar to pink Ssam mu, which is very common in Korean BBQ, and has some tell tale signs in the pattern.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago
[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The only time part of me may be even close to resembling a ham is if I am inside of your wife - than yeah, she may be looking like a stuffed pork/ham.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

Wife? Don't you mean my mother?

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

It's watermelon radish, not meat.

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 2 points 1 day ago

its chips, trust me.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Sorry I only eat uncensored Ramen

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 43 points 1 day ago

Oh. I thought the rule about porn there was they couldn't show pubic hair. It's actually eggs they can't show. Which is why they blur balls and vaginas. Balls look like eggs and they don't want to take chances on being able to see any eggs up the birth canal.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago

Japanese people just have eggs for genitals

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

Stop trying to ruin porn by calling it a birth canal.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

Would you prefer crotchal cavity?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 31 points 1 day ago
[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Thank you. Was that so hard?

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

I feel like I should take a cum canoe down the cum canal.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Step1: Cut a hole in the bowl

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 24 points 1 day ago

Does that mean that all Japanese porn is agender porn?

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago

No it means behind that mosaic this whole time was just boiled eggs

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Means it has pubes on it.

this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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