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[-] joucker29@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago

Once in a lifetime experience.

[-] eatthecake@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago

He was trying to stay cheerful in the face of adversity. Somebody should make this a motivational poster lol

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 57 points 1 week ago

I couldn't choose, so I made 2

[-] voodooattack@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago

He said the photo, which was taken by a member of the cabin crew, was the "best selfie ever".

I’m very confused.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

It's an otherie.

[-] TherapyGary 14 points 1 week ago

I am myself. Therefore, any photo of mine with me in it is a selfie

[-] breckenedge@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

Clever way to get a photo of the bomb in the hands of the authorities.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

And the highjacker, in case he parachutes away with a briefcase full of cash.

[-] CritFail@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

Looks absolutely coked out of his mind.

I spend a lot of time around sniff heads and coke and I can’t see how you can tell from a picture. This dude is just smiling.

Now give me a video and I’ll tell you who’s sniffed up.

[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Occasionally, I spend more time around my friends who sniff too much whilst I’m not doing it.

I am in a good place where everything in moderation and no longer feel the need to gorge on things. You appreciate things more if it’s every now and then. Took me a long time to get here mind.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

As a person who’ll do .15g on a heavy night…. Zero chance I’m going to be around friends doin’ it and NOT do it also hahaha

Well, I used to be out until 07:00 with them when we were getting on it. Now I’m home and in bed for 23:00-00:00 as, frankly, you can’t be around sniff heads if you ain’t in on it 😂

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Absolute mood

I’ll only do it from 6PM to 9PM, I want to be able to sleep by 1AM >w<

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago

Britain has been without conflict for long enough that their natural response to danger has atrophied. A rare but not unheard of phenomenon that is seen is species such as quokka.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago
[-] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Aye i know the young banter. Ehh, you like the playstation, aer tha rap music?

[-] oneofmany@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago
[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

I mean the dude is there to get something done, not bomb the plane. Otherwise id already be dead. So if he doesnt have any intention yo boow the plane unless things go wrong, why not ask for a selfie?

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He got that Quick Release(QR) Stockholm Syndrome.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Might as well ask, the worst he can do is say no.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Is it, though?

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