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Choose Potato rule (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works to c/196
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[-] Emi@ani.social 42 points 1 day ago

Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Po tat oes!

[-] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 9 points 1 day ago

You can stick them anywhere ...

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I was hanging curtains naked in my kitchen...

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 39 points 1 day ago

When life give you lemon, you trade it with potato.

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

Choose life, choose potato, choose a fuckin big television!

[-] Smorty 6 points 1 day ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Original quote from the #1 feel good rom com of 1996, Trainspotting:

Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

[-] Ellvix@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Potatoes were popular last year, so now we're including potatoes, jars of gravy, and little cans of baked beans buried in the candy bowl this year.

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago

Halloween give you choose.

Is potato

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Potatoes are one of the most delicious and versatile foods on the planet in my opinion. They can be a side dish in so many ways orthe main dish. I go through about 10 lbs per month on my own. I fucking love taters yo

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 day ago

Hilarious concept. We had someone do that around here.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Then you find potatoes thrown all around the neighborhood.

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