[me to the getaway driver] let's cheese it!
[driver kicks me to the curb at the police station]
Curd you not
I don't think they heard you, they already got a whey.
If they keep escaping they may have established a cottage industy.
I have a feeling their next crime will be hijacking a truck full of crackers or possibly a winery heist.
They raided a dispensary a few hours before this
hijacking a truck full of crackers
They'll never catch me!
crimes in Skyrim be like
I understand the desire to steal cheddar. Sometimes I stare longingly at the large blocks in my local cheese shop.
But you can't give in to intrusive thoughts, people.
Hide the Cougar Gold!
Uh.
Does anyone currently know James May's whereabouts now that Andy Wilman is presumably no longer keeping tabs on him?
This is absolutely the kind of crime I want to commit when I'm 83.
How did they steal it, you may ask?
Caerphilly.
I'll see myself out.
Very gouda. You deserve a rind of applause for that one.
My associate, Pinky and I are here to inspect your luxurious and delicious cheeses to make sure they are up to code.
Totally missed opportunity.
"In The Cheesiest Caper of 2024...."
Big pimpin spendin cheese.
What exactly does one do with 22 tonnes of stolen cheese?
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