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[-] Montagge@lemmy.zip 93 points 3 weeks ago

Participants will have to sign a liability waiver

Nah. I'm good

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 61 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah! I want to run through a field at night pursued by armed police! That sounds like fun!

[-] rxin 49 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, I definitely want to be chased by an armed cop for fun.

Why are they armed??

[-] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago

From the article:

If the officers are not uniformed or armed, it defeats the goal of helping community members overcome fear of interacting with officers as they are, Mattson said.

I get the logic, but it seems like there would be a better way to go about this. My primary concern would be if we’re doing this event and some kind of loud noise happens (like a gunshot/acorn). That seems like a recipe for disaster.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 weeks ago

Seriously. Let’s give a bunch of armed men with trained PTSD (pre-traumatic stress disorder) the job of chasing people in the dark.

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago

"trick or STOP RESISTING!!!!"

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

“Okay!” <paints their cruiser pink with a fake gold shield, pig snout, slaps on a curly-cued pool noodle, a cop hat>

You wanted us to trick you right?

[-] Sundial@lemm.ee 33 points 3 weeks ago

Cops play find the black kid all the time though. Doesn't usually end well for the black kid, but still.

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 40 points 3 weeks ago

“I call it hide and seek, they call it resisting arrest,” one commenter wrote.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 weeks ago

Some people have been doing that their whole lives, and not for fun.

[-] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 26 points 3 weeks ago

Well, the plus side is that people who want to know if they can outrun the local police will have a chance to find out that (probably) won’t result in them getting shot

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 weeks ago

Article has an Adblock blocker.

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 11 points 3 weeks ago
[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Use Firefox lol

(inb4 the "not available on iOS", "use Android lol" exchange)

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 3 weeks ago

Try the new hide distracting items thing

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

That works. Thank you.

[-] QuadratureSurfer@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

No adblock blocker if scripts are disabled.

[-] ContrarianTrail@lemm.ee 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I've often thought about how fun it would be to get to play the "robber" in a police training scenario. I'd definitely join if there was something like this happening in my city, though I'd prefer it to be a more serious excercise.

EDIT: The comments here are even more unsurprising that the fact that the sun rose this morning.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

What??? The sun rose this morning??? Well how long has THIS been going on??? I was under the impression that earth revolves around the sun, and the sun is a stationary flaming ball of scary!

Guys......if the sun is moving, we got big problems on our hands......BIG problems....

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

There's low hanging fruit, and then there's the shit on the ground that ants eat to get drunk. This is maybe under that.

[-] TheGingerNut 4 points 3 weeks ago

this is a tomato that got buried in a landslide

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

This is the shit at the bottom of my compost pile that somehow managed to avoid breaking down!

[-] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

Gee, I’d love to go but I already had plans. (Eek!)

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