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Y'all got cards?? (midwest.social)
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[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 89 points 1 month ago
[-] Gork@lemm.ee 39 points 1 month ago

Thanks I am now the ๐”“๐”ฌ๐”ญ๐”ข

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Only if you print it and keep it in your wallet

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 month ago

If you plan on bringing it to Germany, you have to print and laminate it. Nothing is valid unless laminated here.

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Tis why the holy Roman Empire fizzled. Lack of lamination.

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

To be fair, it's pretty hard to laminate a chiseled marble slab that one has to carry around as ID.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Watch out I saw the antipope running loose

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Aw man I had one of these for ages.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

you can still order them from their website I think

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

Of course we have cards. Duh. How else are you going to claim your payout from George Soros for undermining everything that is good and holy? BTW, does taking part in the orgy after the riot count as work time?

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sorry thats an off the clock social activity. But if you don't show up then you aren't a team player and won't be considered for promotions.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

only if you're unionized

[-] random 29 points 1 month ago

god I hate cops

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Silly police man.

[-] Juice@midwest.social 17 points 1 month ago

Never forget that during the George Floyd protests, Seattle activists were all over social media saying, "Don't follow Antifa, no one knows who these people are, they're likely all cops" right before they became a household name and right wing bugbear.

[-] mwproductions@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It's like a scene out of the Dragnet movie.

[-] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I was thinking Cheech and Chong:

"Hardhat to base."

"Hey, go ahead, officer Lardass."

"No, it's hardhat. Hard. Hat."

"Copy that, officer Lardass."

this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2024
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