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[-] oleorun@real.lemmy.fan 99 points 2 months ago

Walz puts his cart back. Vance leaves it sitting in the parking spot next to him.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

And it rolls into some poor person's old beater car and scratches it.

[-] Duranie@literature.cafe 24 points 2 months ago

If he notices, he chuckles to himself. But I'm feeling like he wouldn't care enough to notice which direction the cart goes, as long as it doesn't inconvenience him.

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He just lets go of the cart and what happens happens.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 months ago

Vance parks in the crosshatches next to the disabled space during a snowstorm so I have to go back into the store again to have him paged so I can access my car in my wheelchair. He then takes 20 minutes to finish shopping before coming out, and acts like I’m the one who inconvenienced him by making him rush. (Yes, this actually happened. It wasn’t Vance, but someone like him.)

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[-] Curiousfur@yiffit.net 50 points 2 months ago

Hides the chicken behind something because he's embarrassed by leaving it so nobody finds it until it starts to rot 🤢🤮

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

Not because he's embarrassed, but because he wants employees to suffer.

[-] cynar@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Hiding it requires caring, even if in a negative manner. People like him simply don't care at all, at least to an individual level. Why should the aristocracy care about the help?

The poor, as an amalgam, are vaguely worth caring about it, taking $50 off of 1 million people is actually worth the effort. After all, $50 is next to nothing. Who would even notice the difference?

In many ways, amoral indifference is far more horrifying than active evil. No one sees themselves as the villain of their own story. Crushing ants also doesn't make you evil (though the ants will strongly disagree).

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[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 months ago

Some dickhead once left two 6pks of raw chicken breast in my humongous bin of yams. I came in the following morning to find the fucking juicefest. I had to throw away all of it. Probably 160lbs of yams/sweet potatoes.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Like how hard is it to walk it back?

[-] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Or, fuck, at least take it up front when you check out and just say you didn't want it. When I worked at a grocery store we'd just run it back to where it should go.

These same people probably leave their carts wherethefuckever too.

[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

*drive your Little Rascal back

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[-] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

I worked in a grocery store for a while. There was something smelly in the store and it took us a couple days to find it. Someone hid some meat (it might have been shrimp and/or beef) they didn't want behind 4 bags of dog food at the very back of the shelf.

[-] match@pawb.social 26 points 2 months ago

JD Vance is a man in deep shopping cart return debt

[-] chimasterflex@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I would pay to see cart narc take on JD

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 24 points 2 months ago

So you know, if you have taken a perishable item from a cooler in a grocery store and later decide that you don't want it, the store has to throw it away.

[-] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 months ago

I've worked in a lot of grocery stores in multiple states for over a decade and this has never been true in my experience. Staff puts their hand on it, if its cold it goes back in the cooler, if it's warm it gets tossed. It is not a definite garbage item despite the lingering urban myth. If it is true its a store policy at one company, and it must be regional because no major national chain does this.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I work at a grocery store now and what you say is still true.

Items are only thrown out if they've been removed from the store before returning.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Why I always put it back.

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

JD Vance doesn't know how to order donuts at a donut shop.

He doesn't do his own shopping.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 months ago

JD Vance walks into a supermarket: "Excuse me, how long have you worked here? Can you provide me a basket of groceries? Put in what's reasonable."

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Is this tweet going to be used in political science textbooks in the future to describe the political landscape and its intersection with meme culture?

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Yep if you're comment is good enough they'll include it in the post capitalism reeducation text book, good lucky buddy.

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 13 points 2 months ago

goofus and gallant reborn for a new age

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Except a lot of the time Gallant wasn't even being virtuous, just blindly obedient..

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 8 points 2 months ago

don't do what johnny don't does

[-] macarthur_park@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They could’ve made this clearer.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

some drumsticks, some wings... beaks, whatever makes sense...

[-] ronflex@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I'd picture him as the kinda guy that would just make his wife do the shopping. Then if he had to he would make her set up a Walmart grocery pickup and berate the worker while the poor soul loads his groceries in the back of his pickup truck or whstever.

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[-] Juice@midwest.social 12 points 2 months ago

It's interesting that with the new affidavit leak, just a few years ago he was a never-Trump moderate, and now he's distinguished himself as one of the most vile, feckless, shameless chuds in the game.

As an Ohioan it was always clear he was a disgusting freak, there was a lot of discussion about him when his elitist couch-cucking manifesto was released, but he's really turned up the volume on the worst parts of Republican discourse. Just goes to show what "mainstream" conservative discourse is, and where it is headed -- as well as what the backlash will be if they keep on it.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

He'd open the raw chicken and leave separate breasts individually on each aisle after deciding he didn't want it. If JD can't have it, no one can.

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Ugh... this reminds me of the time I spotted some hotdogs tucked into a non-refrigerated endcap at a local store. Since they were already room temperature (and as such no longer food safe) I just left them there with the assumption that the staff would clean them up after hours. I went back to the store about a week later and noticed the hot dogs were still there.

[-] orrk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

having worked in retail, ain't got no time for that

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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Kamala seems like someone who can make a bang on spaghetti. Trump eats his steaks well done.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 months ago

Trump eating steak? Nah. Still too sophisticated.

This is a guy who bought Fast Food as a celebration.

Here's the idiot eating McDonald's while visiting Japan's Prime Minister.

[-] zeppo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Visiting Japan and he eats McDonald’s…. what a fucking heathen. He is known for liking well done steaks with ketchup too, though.

[-] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Well done and drowned in tomato sauce.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tomato ketchup straight from McDonald’s packets. And ofcourse he uses the Fancy Ketchup, because he’s classy.

[-] trebor8201@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

This post is misleading. Vance has never personally set foot into a grocery store. Why would he? They don't sell couches there.

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Vance would go behind someone's back and toss it in their cart on top of all their fresh vegetables.

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[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

He definitely fucks the chicken.

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Ever since I saw one of these that I disagreed with politically I realized how dumb they are.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Politics aside, what would you do if you see a person behaving like Vance in that screencap?

I'd probably try to get in their way and talk them out of it, blocking their path with my hands, but I wouldn't stay long enough for it to become a real confrontation. As soon as I feel he is in the mood for fight or screaming, I reduce myself to leaving him and reporting it to store workers.

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[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago
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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 months ago

Went to Walmart the other day. When I went to check out, and passed by the impulse buy soda fridges, one of them had a bunch of random items from other parts of the store crammed into it. Frozen stuff, boxed stuff, even a few non-food items.

"Looks like someone didn't have enough money for all the things they wanted."

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