Ain't nothin' in the RAW that states a sentient pile of dust can't play basketball.
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OP you appear to be committed to (not) dying on this hill and I applaud you
I like it RAW and wriggling!
What's sneezing precious
My sister played a campaign as a sentient ham sandwich. She would love this.
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Lmao 🤣
Haha awesome, glad she enjoyed it!
I see no flaw in this argument. Instead of dying, the character exists like the guy from “One” by Metallica, desperately waiting for a stiff breeze to end his existence.
Dust pan, imprisoning me, all I can be, a pile of fine dust
I cannot live, I cannot die, turned into dust, scattered across the floor
The spell specifies you turn into gray dust. Unfortunately gray dust has no listed stat block.
Luckily it is mentioned in "Tales from the Yawning Portal", "The floor of this room is covered with a layer of fine gray dust and ash, three inches deep."
Based on the rest of the description you are restricted to the room in which you turned to dust and the only action you may take is casting " Minor Illusion", with the added restriction of all illusions must be humanoid.
Nothing about the Disintegration spell says that your stats change. Compare to spells that do, such as Polymorph, or True Polymorph which even covers changing a creature into an object.
I'm not changing your stats, you still have a 14 wisdom.
You are however definitely turned into gray dust and I'm applying the rules as written about gray dust. The gray dust is restricted to the current room and can only form the shapes of various humanoids.
That's probably the path I'd take as a DM if I had a player insisting on rules lawyering like OP. OK, you get to "play" as a pile of dust. Have fun sitting there until random wind currents blow you around.
Crappy party mates you have if they won't even scoop you up into a bag and carry you around.
buddy let's start a campaign together you can be the pocket sand and i will be dale gribble
Hachacha!
If a guy is doing what you're doing in this thread at the table, then yeah, I'd support them in leaving you there.
Doing what? Trying to play by the rules? It's a game! Games have rules. If you can't accept someone living out their pile of dust fantasy, which is clearly supported by the rules, then I think you need to take a long look in the mirror and ask yourself who hurt you.
You are 100% free to live out your pile of dust fantasy. I let you be a pile of dust. Isn't that what you wanted?
*ahem Subtle Spell has entered the chat. Cast any spell that doesn't require a line of sight target and that doesn't require material components or otherwise rely on an "attack" or similar action. Like say Guardian Of Nature. Or, if you want to get REALLY pedantic: Dimension Door.
if you get cast in cement and become at least 6 inches of stone your DR goes up to fucking 50 or something
You're not dead when you're petrified, either, which can lead to some pretty interesting exploits, rules-as-written.
Petrified creatures count as creatures, not objects, so rules-as-written you can determine if a statue is a petrified creature by trying to target it with a spell that requires a creature for a target.
With the cantrip Poison Spray, you can check for petrified creatures without using spell slots or risking damaging the creature, since it would be immune to poison while petrified.
Get the feeling it would be difficult to have a dust based strength character though. Hard to hold weapons/make attacks with them as dust.
Maybe wizard?
*"Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?"
Jesus, get the quote right.
I mean, from your characters perspective, death is preferable to being transmuted to dust, especially in a setting with a well established afterlife.
Hey, you don't know my character. He's making the best of his fine dusty life.
You can be literally obliterated by a sneeze. And you're so dusty, folks would need to make a Con check for allergies.
AI GM be like: "Yep. Seems legit."
This is the real meaning of the exception that proves the rule.
Probably should go join the Thousand ~~Suns~~ Sons. They might set you up with some nice power armor.
Why would it matter if it says you die? It's not like there's a rule that dead characters can't take actions. Or that they transform into objects. Or get sent to another plane of existence depending on who they worship and their alignment while leaving an object behind.
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