938
AITAH?
(lemmy.zip)
In a row?
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
It's written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.
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It's not dick sucking quantity that matters, but dick sucking quality
"I swear I really went for it, babe. I was buckling knees..."
Hard disagree. It's about optimizing the dick sucking.
I'm betting if you line three guys into a triangle, you can suck three dicks at once.
This will allow you hit 99 dicks in only 33 sucking motions.
Yeah if you have a jaw that can be unhinged like a snake.
Quantity has a quality all its own. Jumps into pile of dicks.
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He sucked their dicks, but did he suck their hearts?
It’s surprisingly not that hard to put up those kinds of numbers. It does not matter your gender or physical appearance, you can find at least one hundred guys willing to let you suck their dick.
I'm afraid to test your theory.
If you do test their theory, get tested often.
They already completed the multiple choice section of the test.
My experience on Grindr says otherwise.
Sometimes you’ve gotta be brave enough to check out the blank profiles lol.
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i just cant imagine giving a shit about this. like how insecure do you have to be after 16 years to care??
The joke is after 16 years finding out your husband is into cock.
ahh, yeah i dont live in a world where that kind of gender issue matters.
You don't think knowing your partner of 16 years' sexual preferences is important?
meh. who did they marry again? me? groovy.
It's not that it matters, but I would feel bad that my partner didn't feel comfortable enough to share that part of them after so long.
i could see that. its really not about the sex or preference, its about trust in information. that is something every relationship must contend with making this rather pedestrian
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Woosh
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As long as it wasn't in a row
Are you envisaging a sort of grid arrangement?
No a spiral. Makes the ol’ suck and tug much easier.
Sequential list, surely. Though maybe you could suck off the current and .next at the same time.
What if was in a column?
Don't kink shame me!
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She's just upset because her number is so low comparingly
Biphobia is hilarious....
The joke isn't that he's bi, it's the reversal of expectations of the usual traditionalist roles 🤓
Maybe he sucked the cock of 100 girls and is 100% straight, how transphobic of you to assume he's bi for sucking cocks /s
(See how easy it is to get offended if you really give it an honest try)
Haha. You got me
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Well, I mean, as long as you made enough to afford the engagement ring.
Did he try to explain to her that 20$ is 20$?
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