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[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 192 points 1 month ago

Inventory is stored in the cubes

[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 165 points 1 month ago

This is one of those movies I will only learn about through memes.

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 43 points 1 month ago

ive experienced this effect with the movie titanic

never seen it, know the entire plot through memes/parody

[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 53 points 1 month ago

Titanic is actually worth a watch though. Whereas for Minecraft, I found even the teaser to be a challenge.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Maybe I'm in a minority, but I thought Titanic was a bunch of melodramatic crap when there were more interesting true stories that the movie could have been about.

[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 month ago

That's fair. But it's worth watching even just for the effects and set work.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I guess I'm one of those people who would rather watch a low-budget movie with a good story than a big-budget movie with a lot of spectacle but a bad story. But I do understand people going to see a movie just for the spectacle. I've done it before. I just usually regret it.

[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

I think it is a kind of spectacle that just doesn't exist anymore. For example, going to a Marvel movie for the effects is sort of like watching a video game. When everything is pure CGI, it loses the appeal (for me).

But Titanic was right at the cusp of that. There is CGI, but there's also bigatures and miniature work and practical effects, etc etc etc. In many ways it is James Cameron at his peak.

But totally agree that the plot is pretty corny and it could have been much better as a more historically-focused film which didn't spend most of the time on a relatively generic love story.

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[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It has that annoying James Cammron thing where the working class gets blamed for the actions of the rich.

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[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

I just watched the trailer. Jesus Christ that looks awful.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

Minecraft just seems like the type of movie where lines like, "Were gonna rock our blocks off!" And that will be their peak writing.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

A teaser is of course just a teaser and not the final product.

It can still be redeemed. Look at Sonic.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Sonic just needed a new CGI model to fix.

Minecraft would have to change, well, everything.

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

Still better than Borderlands where they would have had to change the entire cast.

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[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

They could salvage it by having Chris Pratt.

/s

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[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 month ago

Titanic is fantastic. You watch the movie completely ready for the ship to crash. But at some point, your brain stops and you're more invested in the characters. Then boom, motherfucking iceberg.

True Lies, another James Cameron movie, does that twist too. Where you watch it for one thing, then surprise, you're now invested in another thing.

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Titanic was a good movie though mostly.

Wtf are they gonna do with blocks?

[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

The Lego movie?

I'm not saying minecraft is gonna be a good movie but people also talked shit about Lego until it came out.

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[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 month ago

I was thinking about this recently. There's a lot of bad movies that come out every year since forever. Usually, they just kind of disappear and die.

But only thanks to social media have we had a way to mock the studio.

I'm just imagining the memes made of bad movies from the 2000s.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

I love the part where Steve says, “IT’S MININ’ TIME!”

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Infynis@midwest.social 122 points 1 month ago
[-] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 90 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Oof. Right in the blocks"

"What a load of absolute blocks"

"It's the dog's blocks"

Camera zoom into extreme closeup. "oh... blocks".

Yep, that's the one.

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Cubic warming is getting out of hand, I swear! I'm sweating my blocks off.

[-] Ferris@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Ferris@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago

isnt it more of an endless plane that gets more laggy the closer you get to the end?

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[-] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 10 points 1 month ago

Only in the British version.

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 92 points 1 month ago

truly the low hanging fruit of a joke

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Whoever wrote it should get the sack.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Eh, don't get twisted up about it. They took a crack at it, that's what counts. Some times you have to feel around for the right joke.

[-] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Certainly nut the most creative joke

You guys are testiN my patience.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 14 points 1 month ago
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[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Your joke but worse.jpg

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[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

I could go either way on this one. There's no great cache of lore to betray, and everybody already sort of plays Minecraft how they want. It actually could work as a fairly generic but charming Jumanji clone.

It could also suck donkey cubes. I'm just saying the licensed IP isn't really going to make or break this one.

[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

The few bits of lore that exist are probably going to be fumbled. I really do hope they do just have herobrine in the background of some scene. The trailer looks like they are going all in on hoglins, which I'm completely meh on. Endermen are probably too scary for a little kid movie tho.

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[-] hate2bme@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

And I will laugh ( if I watch it)

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[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Naw, it'll just play a metal-hitting-metal sound effect, he'll brief make eye contact with the camera, give a little smirk, and the scene will continue with no further acknowledgement.

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago
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[-] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Probably a pixelation joke too for nudity that the kids won't get but the adults will.

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Look at the brass cubes on this guy!

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Sounds too close to pubes so they may say blocks instead

[-] Just_Pizza_Crust@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Remember when JB said, "I blacked out. Did something important happen?" in borderlands.

Me either, but he did, and we're gonna get that joke again too.

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[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

I think you are being too optimistic.......

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Dunno why people would criticize Black’s characters in film. I mean, that’s what he does. Same as Sandler, Ferrell, or any of the rest of the low hanging fruit, cringe, or bro-humor comedy actors. I wouldn’t go to a movie with Jack Black in it and expect Shawshank Redemption.

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[-] HorreC@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] Toribor@corndog.social 17 points 1 month ago

The joke is that the more right angles a shape has the funnier it is.

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