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Anon is simping (lemmy.world)
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[-] aqua@lemmy.world 113 points 1 year ago
[-] AdrenochromeBandit@partizle.com 92 points 1 year ago
[-] Hillock@kbin.social 42 points 1 year ago

I think most guys would have just agreed to sell worn underwear.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 47 points 1 year ago

Whatever Empress's gender, I think we can agree that they're not like "most" people. Whether real or an act, they are pretty extreme and committed to all of their claimed views, one of which is hating men.

[-] gullible@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

But what if they test the semen on my underwear and find higher than average levels of testosterone?

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Gamer girls have sold bath water; you have found your market

For the right price, some dude will totally steal a pair from a roommate and make some money lol

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago

based on what? they could be an elephant for all we know

[-] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago

fair enough

[-] Virkkunen@kbin.social 45 points 1 year ago

The way Empress writes things and the stuff they say fits perfectly into the basement dwelling neckbeard stereotype. There's not a chance in this universe that Empress is a woman.

[-] comfisofa@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I am boarding this train ride or die.

[-] Zoot_@lemmy.world 73 points 1 year ago

Why not just buy the game at that point?? I understand piracy but if you are paying that much for a crack wtf.

[-] dill@lemmy.one 45 points 1 year ago

The ops cracks were just the means in which he could acquire a wiff of the crackers crack.

[-] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 1 year ago

Giving back to the community.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

I don’t think this guy had the community in mind

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 71 points 1 year ago
[-] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 year ago
[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 36 points 1 year ago
[-] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

~~Dude really posted his email on 4chan 💀~~ ... I was tired

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 1 year ago
[-] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

her email isn't hidden anyways, it's visible on all of her .NFOs.

[-] Psythik@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

Did I misread? They posted Empress' address.

[-] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

What is wrong with anon?

[-] platysalty@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago

If this guy is from Brunei I know who he is.

[-] TheFerrango@lemmy.basedcount.com 11 points 1 year ago

If I had 500$ to spend for having someone crack a game I want to play I would just buy the game.

You can spend the difference on a call girl if you really want

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

I tried Yakuza for free on Gamepass.

Simps really have no economic sense lol

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Why do people like this exist? He clearly has no good use for money, so naturally he has tons of it in excess.

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