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[-] tryitout@infosec.pub 31 points 2 months ago

Find the mute button - usually the second button down on the right - then mark it clearly with a sharpie for the next person.

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately there are some pump models that don't have a mute button now and the best you can do is retreat to the car and wait it out.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

An air can turned upside-down gets cold enough to destroy most speaker cones, leaves no evidence that the machine is malfunctioning and needs repair, and is legal and non-suspicious to carry around in your car.

In Minecraft.

[-] Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

I can think of much better things to do, like keeping a flathead screwdriver handy for stabbing speakers (in Minecraft)

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 5 points 2 months ago

You are performing a public service.

[-] everett@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago
[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

One of my most upvoted comments in lemmy is me saying I should be allowed to smash those screens if they play ads.

Your function is to pump my fucking gas if you do anything more than that fuck off

[-] refalo@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

Nobody is forcing you to use their pumps.

[-] frippa@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If everybody starts doing it (and trust me they will, it's free money after all) we'll be kinda forced to.

[-] refalo@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

only if people don't care enough to do anything about it.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

There are only 2 gas stations in my town that don't have these obnoxious ass pumps and both of them are on the other side of town where I'm most likely to get stabbed by a used heroin needle for my shoes.

So yeah I'd say I'm being damn near forced.

[-] elrik@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Don't see ads at the pumps if you stop using gasoline.

[-] tryitout@infosec.pub 13 points 2 months ago

Right, you can just see them at the charging station now.

[-] elrik@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

That's not how charging stations work? 🤷‍♂️

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Around me all the charging stations have giant 120” verticals screens constantly playing video ads at max brightness even in the middle of the night, and they’re always arranged in a way that you’re forced to see them even if you’re just passing by the chargers and not using them.

And you just know they are taking advantage of some subsidized energy prices because they’re “green”.

[-] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

My guess is you're seeing the L2 chargers outside a grocery store or some such. Those charge so slowly you aren't expected to stick around and look at them, you plug in and do your grocery shopping. If you're looking to charge a significant amount, these are not it.

I've never seen a Level 3 charger with an advertisement. Hell, 90% of the time I have to scour the parking lot to find the charger because they're usually hidden and unlabeled.

Bonus points, if you're fortunate enough to have access to a power outlet where you park, you can usually do 99% of your charging from home, ad free.

[-] elrik@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

This is the way.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Well, that's one point in Tesla's favor then, their chargers have none of that nonsense.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Yea, good thing that entire team didn’t get fired because one loser was having a wittew bitty tantrum….oh wait.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Who's to say what crap the toddler king will tack on in the future, but previously and for now, no ads.

[-] refalo@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

It will soon.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

Second button up on the right side is generally the mute button.

[-] KrankyKong@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I just push the bittons around in a circle motion till I find it

[-] atocci@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I accidentally called the attendant for assistance like that once

[-] EchoCT@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Did you ask them to mute that shit?

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago
[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

80% of the time

[-] CreativeShotgun@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Second buttom from the top right side at least mutes them

[-] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

This used to work for my local Circle K's and now does not. Not at a single pump I've tried in the last two years. I'm pretty sure it's illegal.

[-] refalo@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

It's not always the same button. My Circle K doesn't have those big screens thankfully.

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

they upgraded the ones near me, haven't found out how to mute them yet.

[-] sartalon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Works for the old Shell ones.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

The button that is worn out to the point of no longer working. After it quit working, I took to staring directly at the security camera while using my free hand to repeatedly punch the screen playing the commercial. I would rate the screen as disappointingly durable. I have an electric car now so I no longer have to tolerate it.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

If QuikTrip ever starts using these you can find me in the local jail after doing some light property damage

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Yours doesn't? Every one around me does. There is a mute button, and it has always been labeled, so I just wack mute and look at something else.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Different cities, likely. Please tell me you don't live in Wichita

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago
[-] funkyfarmington@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

It is, in a idiocracy kind of way.

[-] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I just spam all the buttons, one of them usually mutes it

[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

My bicycle doesn’t have any ads.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Need to print this as a sticker and put it on!

I give those shit places 1 star and never return.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

If you drink enough of the gas you'll eventually stop seeing the ads

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