When people think a bidet is stupid, I always ask: If you had poop on your arm, would you clean it with water or just wipe it with a dry towel and call it a day?
Not to mention it's less irritating for ur bum
lick it off like a cat
If only
Hey, that's mine. You can't have it.
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This question shows that people can have differing standards of cleanliness and it's OK. Because the answer is "would you spray your arm with water only or would you use soap?" Bidets don't use soap, so with either bidet or paper you can still feel dirty until a shower, it's just what level of dirty you're willing to accept.
Hey, fellow Spuds fan. I have a similar one but it's: "If you smeared peanut butter on the outside of a watermelon but wiped it off with dry toilet paper, wouldn't you expect it to still smell like peanut butter?
You still have to wipe though, right? Using just water to clean it off your arm would still leave a stain. You have to make contact to rub away what remains somehow.
I've used a few bidets and while it was fun and they did an ok job there was no soap involved and I still had to wipe. I don't hate them, they make some sense, but a bidet is not magic.
I’ve used a bidet for a decade and the only reason I have to wipe is to dry off
Only if you have a solid one. If your poo is sticky it leaves a smear and even high pressure water won't shift, and that's when you need a wipe.
If the pressure is right u should be able to get everything, but yeah even then you need to dry it.
Three seashells and a poop knife was good enough for my pappy and my grandpappy and his pappy before him, and it’s damn well good enough for me & my sons.
I wish I could upvote this twice.
Wouldn't recommend. I bought a Kärcher brand one some time ago, it had too much pressure. Got my butt cleaned to the bone though.
Edit: I appreciate the advice about pressure, but folks, I was joking about power washers 😆
I come for the clean bum. I stay for the surprise enema.
My bidet BLASTS my bits and I love it. I’m ALWAYS bits-clean.
You need to use the valve to adjust the pressure. They're also not all the same.
Such a huge difference in cleanliness when using these.
Everytime I travel I wonder how the godless savages live like this
A lot of middle eastern countries have these at hotels.
Bidets fuck hard.
Sorry. You are all primitive peoples if not using a toto.
i mean if your bidet doesn’t even have wifi what are you doing with your life
I grew up in a Muslim country and I hate these. They are always either too strong or too weak. And they somehow always leak (no idea why).
Wet wipes ftw.
Just remember that there is no such thing as a flushable wet wipe. Even the ones that say they are.
All I hear is skill issue
I highly recommend the rinseworks bidet. It is designed much better than the one from the pic. You don't have to shove your entire hand in the toilet to use it. https://rinseworks.com/
I know Europe loves to shit all over the US on this topic.
Unless I'm sick, well over 95% of my poops take place immediately before I shower. I don't really see how this is any different.
it sounds like you understand the value of using water to clean your butthole after you poop.. so why not spend the $30 on a bidet just in case you ever do have a poop and don't want to shower? or hell just so you don't use as much TP before hopping in the shower. or for anyone else using your toilet and not wanting to hop in the shower..
So basically everytime you take a poop you have to shower..
You mean to tell me that you rather wash your whole body every single day once or twice wether it's summer or winter wether you left the house to do any activity or stayed at home all of this commitment just so you don't give in and use a bidet. God Americans y'all are so special.
I mean to tell you that I'm that regular. Once in the morning and I'm done until tomorrow.
And yes, I wash my body every single day. Are you telling me the paragon of asshole cleanliness that is Europeans doesn't?
God Europeans are so eager so shit on all of us. Is it the orange monkey we elected? Is that what did it?
What happens when you take a shit away from home?
I believe they looks for a fountain ⛲ or a 💨 river in some woods while hunting ducks to shower so long as they don't wipe it's all good same shit with measurements anything is a measurement tool unless if it's in the metric system
Owning a bidet isn't going to do anything for you when you're shitting outside of the house tho.
I'd love to buy a bidet. I just can't afford it.
$20 for a bolt on unit that fits on your seat, even cheaper for a bum gun. Live your dreams
Bum gun now for 20 years after visiting SE Asia decades ago and relealising smearing shit around your ass with paper really was just fucking weird
DIY install for about $20 and no TP.
a bum gun, lmao
There's tops you can buy really cheap that you can put in a bottle and have a very cheap bidet. I think for many people it's a struggle to change their mind that this is also OK and it doesn't have to cost thousands of $$$
